failed orgasm

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.

Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

Definition Fail

When you try to define a term given in a rhetorical question only to make an ass of yourself by not only answering the rhetorical question but giving a stupidly hilarious answer or definition.

Judge Judy: It's as simple as that. This is not rocket science. What is rocket science?
Dumb Blonde: Rocket science is when the scientist find out things about space.
Judge Judy, crowd, and television audience: snicker, laugh
Dumb Blonde: I think. (embarrassed)
Television watcher: epic definition fail
Judge Judy's inner monologue: what a dumb ass

by dr. daniel jackson August 19, 2009

Fail Fuel

Used to describe the fuel powering any failed attempt, action, or result.

After a terrible attempt to score a basketball shot:
"Way to use fail fuel on that one."

by stupidcakes June 19, 2009

Fail-osophy

An idea or thought brought forth by an individual who believes they are correct and /or smart when actually all their ideas are total bullshit.

Wow, using that thesaurus to sound smarter than you actually are, Huey? Great Fail-osophy.

by L-Marsh September 24, 2010

chris faile

The hottest ginger alive. His dick is so long and juicy it might make your ovaries bleed. He's definitely a keeper. Also reminds you of filthy frank.

Damn, Chris Faile is looking mighty fine in that blue morph suit.

by Lildicknigga68 December 1, 2016

Fergie Fail

To fail so bad that you make yourself look like a complete ass/retard in front of a group of people.

Girl 1: Lol, I'm a Grammer Nazi!
Girl 2: Don't you mean "Grammar Nazi"?
Boy 1: Man, you just pulled a Fergie Fail, nice one.

by What, what? March 7, 2011

curb fail

when you jump and almost curb stomp yourself. The biggest fail known to man.It occurs when someone is being stupid.

"Dude! did you hear that your little bro curb failed?"

"OMG no"

"He was jumping on a bed and curb failed"

by The dude doin your mom January 26, 2010