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FREE-Fi

Using someone else's Wi-Fi (wireless internet) to access the internet. Although this is not safe and completely insecure, it's cheap and worth the risk if you're just checking the $3.00 in your bank account or applying for a loan with your Social Security Number and mother's maiden name.
Jim Bob, everyone uses Free-Fi around here. Larry has internet access and doesn't have a clue how it works so he's the appartment's Free-Fi provider.
by WTFisonline March 1, 2010
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Free-range

Free-range woman - loose woman who likes being loose at least 6 hours a day
Ana is a free-range woman, she screws around every night.
by Besik January 2, 2012
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Free House

Term used by majority of teenagers both in person and on social media to imply that ones parents will not be home, used to have sex and parties or hopefully both
Slut - "Someone come over, parents are going away for the weekend, free house"!
by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello June 13, 2016
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Free Balling

When one wears no underwear beneath his trousers
e.g Did you see Steves arse, he was free balling so hard.

Or, In the sport of cricket one is said to "free ball" when they wear no box (protects genitals) whilst batting.
Carl: are you alrite dude?
Hank: Na man I took one to the balls
Carl: did your box shatter?
Hank: Dude I was free balling
Carl: Ooooohh
by WOW enthusiast October 13, 2007
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hands free

Slang. Someone who is a 'mental' and subsequently talks to themselves.

Derived from people that speak on hands free and look like they are talking to themselves (as there is no one visibly present) but are in fact having a phone conversation.

The 'mentals' on the other hand, have the exact same conversation... but they ain't plugged in to no one!
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Man that Penelope is hands free. I was on the bus the other day and she was there chewing her hand and talking to herself.

Poor old Billy ever since he caught his mum engaged in bukkake with the local football team and his dad then committed suicide and his pet dog got run over and his house got burnt down and he lost his arm in a chainsaw accident, has gone a bit handsfree. Man, I swear down, I saw him in the street the other day, shouting at himself.
by stuntedmonk January 14, 2008
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hands free

the incredible ability to masturbate without any contact with one's genitals. a skill the male japanese business class has cultivated for decades.
by Dickie Moist November 6, 2003
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Free milk

Sex without a relationship. Derives from the southern saying, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
I spoke to him on tinder , but he wanted free milk.
by Sad_college_ends October 11, 2016
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