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Fair Lawn

1) An extremely boring, crap town in Bergen County in northern New Jersey where the coolest place to hang out is a Dunkin Donuts.

2) A town where less than fifteen people know how to have a decent, mind-stimulating conversation.

3) What you can use to call any place of complete misery.
"So what should we do in Fair Lawn today guys? I say we pick one of the seven Dunkin Donutses to go to and smoke a cigarette!"

"Dude, I was at Mike's party yesterday, and it was fucking Fair Lawn."
by KtKrimz July 1, 2008
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failed

same as fail, but a more personal description of someones actions, as in did not succeed, did not finish, could not accomplish
John went to the club last nigh but he did not come back home with some poontang..... He failed...
by Vikodin March 1, 2007
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fair

what life isn't
by kood January 24, 2009
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Failed Abortion

/Ab-or-Shun Fail-Yur/
Noun
Also known as a unwanted pregnancy, Someone who is the result of a broken condom, defective birth control, or as the name states, when a doctor fails to abort an unwanted infant, many of these types of people often grow up to be dictators of countries, serial killers, rapists, cyberbullies and other unwanted types of people in society.
The weeboo hypocrite known as Shawn is a failed abortion, bullying others, accusing them of being gay while in the closet himself, a perfect advertisement of why condoms and birth control are needed.
by The Painful Reality January 29, 2019
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Laissez fair

(les-ey fair; Fr. le-sey fer)
1. the theory that government should intervene as little as possible in the direction of economic affairs.

2. As present in the U.S. as free-trade and capitalism
"America isn't a true capitalist nation. What ever happened to laissez fair and free-trade?"
by kdiz930 January 27, 2009
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fairdinkum

John: "I got really pissed last night"
Bruce: "Fairdinkum!"
by Western January 9, 2006
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fair weather friend

A friend who only wants to hang out when he/she is in a good mood. They say that they'd rather not make their friends unhappy, and use this as an excuse to break off engagements on a moment's notice if his/her mood changes.
I was planning to hang out with Mike today, but he's such a fair weather friend that he called me five minutes before he was supposed to show up and canceled because he said he's feeling down.
by commiebobo November 26, 2009
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