Definitions by KtKrimz

Fair Lawn 

1) An extremely boring, crap town in Bergen County in northern New Jersey where the coolest place to hang out is a Dunkin Donuts.

2) A town where less than fifteen people know how to have a decent, mind-stimulating conversation.

3) What you can use to call any place of complete misery.

"So what should we do in Fair Lawn today guys? I say we pick one of the seven Dunkin Donutses to go to and smoke a cigarette!"

"Dude, I was at Mike's party yesterday, and it was fucking Fair Lawn."

Fair Lawn by KtKrimz July 1, 2008

Tits McGee 

What you call a girl (or boy) with big boobs.

"Hey Tits McGee, how can you see over them mountains?!"

Tits McGee by KtKrimz July 1, 2008