The common act of everything going tits up at once, as seen by increasing the difficulty of Pro Evolution Soccer to anything above 3 atars.
Usual signals of the PES Effect include:
Pschic powers of opponents to read your mind
Telekinetic powers of opponents to make every bounce go their way
Powers of teleportaion so that whenever you do get a lucky break, they are there to steal the ball
The inability of your players to pass
The absolute certainty that when you do get a chance on goal, your centre back who can't hit a barn door is there to take the shot
The internet packing up as you try to write this kind of rant
It usually results in turning the difficulty down to one star and giving the computer a good thrashing "to show it who's boss"; hitting anyone/anything within reach or assaulting anything within throwing distance with a playstation controller
It can also happen in many everyday situations such as during brain surgery, when you drop your scalpel into the patient's head and trip on a bit of brain on the floor at the same time. Then, after you retrieve the scalpel from the cranial cavity...they die; this results in you throwing the scalpel/the patient at any nearby nurses proclaiming "you did your best"
Usual signals of the PES Effect include:
Pschic powers of opponents to read your mind
Telekinetic powers of opponents to make every bounce go their way
Powers of teleportaion so that whenever you do get a lucky break, they are there to steal the ball
The inability of your players to pass
The absolute certainty that when you do get a chance on goal, your centre back who can't hit a barn door is there to take the shot
The internet packing up as you try to write this kind of rant
It usually results in turning the difficulty down to one star and giving the computer a good thrashing "to show it who's boss"; hitting anyone/anything within reach or assaulting anything within throwing distance with a playstation controller
It can also happen in many everyday situations such as during brain surgery, when you drop your scalpel into the patient's head and trip on a bit of brain on the floor at the same time. Then, after you retrieve the scalpel from the cranial cavity...they die; this results in you throwing the scalpel/the patient at any nearby nurses proclaiming "you did your best"
"Damn this PES Effect, I can't even get the fucking ball, let alone score!"
"Wahey, I've got a chance here...oh shit it's Stremer (wank centre back on PES)... and it's into the crowd. This is all because of the PES Effect."
"The PES Effect is wank"
"HA, 27-0 to me, take that you fucking computer and your shitty PES Effect."
"Don't worry doctor, it was the PES Effect, you did nothing wrong...WHY ARE YOU THROWING SCALPELS AT ME!!!!"
"Wahey, I've got a chance here...oh shit it's Stremer (wank centre back on PES)... and it's into the crowd. This is all because of the PES Effect."
"The PES Effect is wank"
"HA, 27-0 to me, take that you fucking computer and your shitty PES Effect."
"Don't worry doctor, it was the PES Effect, you did nothing wrong...WHY ARE YOU THROWING SCALPELS AT ME!!!!"
by Gregisthebest June 11, 2008
Get the PES Effectmug. A situation, usually sexual, where the female does all the work and the male suffers a sort of injury.
by Leon Canis August 15, 2009
Get the The Mack Effectmug. The Shimrul Effect is a natural phenomenon discovered by a British-Bengali pharmacist specialising in the study of khalabhai.
Most major acts of extreme stupidness and disability can be - according to the theory - attributed to other nearby forces of dopiness or disability. This causation effect is what is known as the Shimrul Effect.
Most major acts of extreme stupidness and disability can be - according to the theory - attributed to other nearby forces of dopiness or disability. This causation effect is what is known as the Shimrul Effect.
Guy #1: Woah what the hell, what you did just then was SERIOUSLY disabled man!
Guy #2: Yeah, you're right, sorry man... must be the Shimrul Effect.
Guy #2: Yeah, you're right, sorry man... must be the Shimrul Effect.
by paak man December 20, 2009
Get the Shimrul Effectmug. A bizarre sequence of events that happens after you consume a Clever branded product. The Clever Effect
Станимир: Вие искате да ни изнасилите нали?
Педофил: Не аз имам малка пишка
Станимир: Може ли да видим?
Педофил: Да ето
Георги: Не моля ти се не... тва е Clever Effect
Педофил: Не аз имам малка пишка
Станимир: Може ли да видим?
Педофил: Да ето
Георги: Не моля ти се не... тва е Clever Effect
by Georgi Ot Siropitalishteto February 25, 2021
Get the Clever Effectmug. The unfortunate effect the Tiger Woods saga has had on every man in a relationship.. the subsequent berating every man in a relationship has received due to the actions of Tiger Woods. Every woman now thinks their man is cheating like him.
Man my wife is pissed. So is mine! I don't even remember doing anything... must be the Tiger Effect!
by aloccoca December 17, 2009
Get the Tiger Effectmug. The Filby effect is where a person/persons revise for exams intesnsely with a large magnitude of time prior to the examination. This early start and volume of revision causes poor exam reaults due to excess preparation.
Symptoms include: Loss of social life before exams and an excesive preference for work during the academic year.
Symptoms include: Loss of social life before exams and an excesive preference for work during the academic year.
Person 1: I just spent the last 3 weeks revising for this test today.
Person 2: Really?! Unlucky, you'll be subject to The Filby Effect my friend - I started last night.
Person 2: Really?! Unlucky, you'll be subject to The Filby Effect my friend - I started last night.
by ChickenRushLow June 22, 2011
Get the The Filby Effectmug. Patient 1: I think the medicine is working, I feel much better already
Patient 2: Careful, it could just be the gazebo effect. It might just all be psychoschematic.
Patient 2: Careful, it could just be the gazebo effect. It might just all be psychoschematic.
by Kompress0r May 19, 2021
Get the The Gazebo Effectmug.