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Douche Brew 

When a douche-bag dies, Their body are planted in a douche field. They grow into douche-hops. They are harvested around spring break and summer time, When Douches are more abundant. Then we go through a very classified procedure, in which we turn these douche hops into Douche Brew.

Or when some one is being as douche-bag they are sipping on Douche Brew.

Another Word for Beer, any type of lager and/or Red neck alcoholic beverage.
Dude, pass me a Douche Brew.

That Patrick Dixon is a real dick, I bet he's been sipping on Douche Brew.

(Man 1) Here recently, Poss Rhillips has been sipping some major Douche Brew.
(Man 2) Yeah, I know.
Douche Brew by Colby Daniel. January 7, 2009
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Douche Bag Jones 

Geraldo Rivera before he was Geraldo Rivera.
That guy with the mustache...that's Douche Bag Jones!
Douche Bag Jones by moogookrew December 18, 2007

douche-biscuit 

1.One who has a severe absence of intelligence
2.One who's skull reads: "space for rent"
Man, that guy is such a douche-biscuit!

douche nut 

complete retard, ignorant annoying person, douche bag
I cant believe how lame you are, your such a douche nut.
douche nut by T-Mase December 14, 2005

douche wagon 

When a group of douche bags pile in the same car to go somewhere.
"Dude, that douche wagon just tried to run me off of the road!"
douche wagon by Kasie H December 27, 2007

Douche Canoe 

A Douche Canoe is an elongated version of a douchebag. Someone so full of themselves and narcissistic tendencies that are eerily misplaced considering they are jobless, live off women, cheat and are generally not able to be classified as anything but a douche canoe.
“Look at that douchebag over there”
“He is such a douche that he doesn’t even fit in a bag anymore get him a douche canoe”
“Shut up, you making waves with your mouth like a douche canoe”

“ I can’t stand that tinder loving douche canoe”

Douche-nicity 

A measurement of how much of a douchebag someone is.
The bars at the Jersey Shore reek of douche-nicity.
Douche-nicity by DanoNYC January 12, 2010