Dildo time

1) Dildo time is similiar to Bullet time, in which time slows down for everyone except the user, and he pulls out a giant Dildo and runs up behind people and butt rapes them with it while they are powerless by time slowing effects. Also, Dildo time needs to said in an Indian accent

2) A watch where all it has is a picture of a dildo on it, hence it is always 'dildo time'

(while playing 2 vs 2 on Halo 3)

Me: Hey Jake, what time is it for these guys?
Jake: ITS DILDO TIME!!! *bumrapes everyone*

by Poobumlurtz June 1, 2009

dildobrain

A male of ultra-low intellect, who is usually drug addicted, who bangs anything that moves.

That loser is such a dildobrain.

by borzoibob January 21, 2013

Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead

Two male individuals who act as if they are joined together at their schwanzes.

Two guys that throw up on eachother's schwanzes.

Bobby and Eric act like they are Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead at every sporting event they attend.

I'll tell you what dude, Siegfried and Roy are classic Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead.

by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011

dildo

an item that should have never been invented. some girls like that fake penis more than the real one

me penis is 11 inches long, so why dont u call me instead of using that expensive gaget (no guys)

by JeVoNeR September 6, 2003

dildo

a dildo is an object or an item. It helps girls who are desperate for sex have sex alone with themselves. They just simply stick it up their vaginea or asshole and feel good.
A dildo is basically like a guys penis. except its not on a guy.

"I'm going to buy a dildo because im desperate for sex and noone wants to have sex with me"

by anonymous help February 26, 2005

German Dildo

Its where you shit into a condom and then freeze it, and then use it as a dildo.

I used a German dildo on that whore last night.

by kersh-i2i January 24, 2011

Didos

A legendary person, best known for his quote "we will go for some pizza or something else that is not against the law.

An adjective, expressing getting angry, doing stupid things/running risk of getting hurt drunk.

Mountain didos, slang for mountain dew.

I'm getting really didos

I have to stop being this didos, I've only drank a half beer tonight.

by prof r November 3, 2012