Tactical Dildo

A HK416/AR-15 with a suppressor attached to it. Stick it up your ass or maybe even your mouth! Put it to full auto while loaded for weapon cumming, Unload it if you dont wanna be cummed with caliber.

guy1: is that a tactical dildo?
guy2: yeah my grandma gave it to me

by a literal idiot December 22, 2021

dildo sweat

The vaginal secretions covering the outside of a Dildo once properly administered.

Scott: My mom's dildo is all wet and slimy. I think my dog's been chewing on it.

Dan: Ew no scott, that's your moms dildo sweat.

by HKTH January 14, 2007

dildo propelent

A dildo being propelled into a chicks pussy with great force and rapidity. (making the bitch cum quicker)

"Valerie didnt like her boyfriend's 2 inch penis so she used her dildo propelent to have multiple orgasms."

by Aaron July 3, 2004

dildo slut

When a female loses her virginity to a dildo or an inanimate object that resembles a penis.

The dildo slut who was so deperate to lose her virginity that she devirginized herself with pickle.

by thehighmen March 26, 2010

armored dildo

Amarillo, Texas

You going to Armored Dildo for Christmas this year?

by Armordildo December 24, 2014

dildo supplier

one who is so useless that they should have their own dick cut off inorder for a women to finally find a use for them by useing their dick as a dildo

You are a dildo supplier

by vitty October 18, 2008

Dunkin Dildos

A restaurant similar to Dunkin Donuts. Sells:
Cunt Coffee
Dildo Donut
Pussy Pastry
Cock Cookie.
And More.
Visit Dunkin Dildos Today!

JOE: Dude, I got the Cunt Coffee and Dildo Donut at Dunkin Dildos!
BOB: Luckkkyyyy!

by Fuggle October 30, 2012