San Franciscan Diet

Eating nothing but shit & semen each and every day.

Person 1: Hey, did you lose weight?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm on that new San Franciscan Diet.
Person 1: ( Runs like hell. )
Person 2: Wait! I'm hungry!

by s0ull3ss October 11, 2010

bird seed diet

An extreme diet that is often confused with a starvation diet and is mostly practised by men. A ''birdseed'' diet is a nutritional approach which involves unlimited calorie intake that consists of food only birds can consume, it is quite often combined with a strenuous workout program. People who go on the diet seek to get fit without restricting calories, it usually precedes a final ''blackout'' (eating junk to the point of explosion)a day prior to the diet. The ''blackouts'' persist during the diet everytime he/she is intoxicated. During the diet, ''blackouts'' can also occur when sober, especially when you eat something that isnt ''birdseed'' - this phenomonen is defined as the ''floodgate factor''. Given the factors that arise during this diet, it is deemed completely useless , unrealistic and torturous.

Jon: Hey Mark do you want some fries?
Mark: No thanks Jon Im on a bird seed diet,if birds cant eat it,neither can I
Jon: Why don't you just have a couple with your whiskey(beer isn't birdseed)
Mark: I cant Jon,that will open the floodgates
Jon: Suit yourself

Mark gets completely hammered after 1 litre of whiskey and blacks out on every peice of junk on the way/at home after a whole week of strenuous excercise and unlimited unappealing birdseed food

by Haydar Manaf January 10, 2008

YouTube Monetization Diet

The act of removing things from past or future YouTube uploads to increase your potential earnings for your channel. Things removed can include, but are not limited to: profanity, references to drugs and alcohol, copyrighted material, mature (or immature) humor, violence, guns, and dangerous stunts. To a lesser extent, ceasing production of material suitable for YouTube Kids can be considered part of this diet. Side effects of this diet may include compulsory stretching of videos to 8 minutes, bugging people to like and subscribe, and generally being a douche.

YouTuber 1: You've changed, dude. Ever since you started that YouTube Monetization Diet, you've stopped making the cool videos I subscribed to you for.
YouTuber 2: Maybe so, but now I can afford to buy a hamburger today!

by GHRockotron3000 May 27, 2021

Blue Diet Coke

Blue Diet Coke is a drink the Persassy loves to drink. It’s essentially just Diet Coke dyed blue.

Do you want some Blue Diet Coke?

by percyspandapillopet November 30, 2020

Joy Wok Diet

When the intake of your lunch causes a greater output.

Since I started my Joy Wok Diet I'm on my third trip to the restroom today.

by DTempo February 18, 2015

Diet Cock Energy

Diet cock energy means that you give off the vibe of having a small penis

Yo man, your brother gives off diet cock energy big time.

by Yourmomsbrotherscat October 18, 2022

The Chief Wiggum Diet

A lifestyle comprised primarily of donuts and alcohol, partaken in by those of an obese nature, not unlike the character Chief Wiggum from the popular TV series The Simpsons.

Hey girl, you pretty fat. You on The Chief Wiggum Diet?

by TheChadiestChad December 19, 2020