name definition writer

Absolute fucking retard! These dickheads deserve castration for their crimes against humanity (ie retarded name definitions)! They have a tendency to think that ANY word, phrase, or acronym is a person’s name! Example “Gonad is the sweetest kindest man you’ll ever meet. He is not always a man however, sometimes he may be a freakish tranny. But he’ll always have the best laugh!” These people are brain dead imbeciles. A name does not determine your personality, douches!

Name definition writer is the most pathetic human you will ever meet. He is a total dumb ass. He resides in his parents basement until the age of 48. Run far, far away when you meet him!

by Biden is a dick January 10, 2023

calorie deficit

A calorie deficit is any shortage in the number of calories consumed relative to the number of calories needed for maintenance of current body weight.

To create a calorie deficit, a person will need to reduce the number of calories they eat and increase the amount of activity they do. For example, if you eat 1500 calories a day and burn 2000 calories , you will be in 500 calorie deficit.

by cordied May 26, 2023

urban dictionary definition fail

When You provide a seemingly perfect definition to a word on urban dictionary and even do some thoughtful editing but it doesn't get published anyways. Usually a sign that you aren't clever enough or your definition is really, really dumb.

Dude: I thought I put the perfect definition for bad comedian on urban dictionary.

Friend: what did you put?

Dude: a person who catches rotten fruit on a stage for laughs. I thought it was clever.

Friend: did it get accepted?

Dude: nope...

Friend: sounds like an urban dictionary definition fail.

Dude: yep, an epic fail for sure.

Friend: maybe we should define that term!

Dude: I hope it gets accepted.

Friend: if it doesn't, we know what it would be called!!

by The Definer Dude from Space!! November 6, 2013

Trying to get your definition accepted

This is a long one but the name speaks for itself!

Wow I’ve *trying to get your definition accepted* recently

by Appleeq August 1, 2018

A real definition

Something you will find here just not the one you wanted

I went on Urban Dictionary to find a real definition I dont know what I expected

by MartyMcfly48 November 29, 2020

A real definition

Something that does not exist on this website :-(

Johannah: I wonder why I failed the definition test, I got "homework" right!
James: What did you put?
Johannah: A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.
James: Is that a real definition?
Johannah: Yes I got it from Urban Dictionary!
James: Uh oh... RUN!!!
Johannah: bowl searching: The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomfortably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevalent on college campuses.

by Radchu24 February 24, 2021

urban dictionary definition reviewers

probably the horniest people alive after reading all these sex definitions

guy 1: who do you think is the horniest person on earth?

guy 2: probably the urban dictionary definition reviewers, seeing as most of the definitions are about sex

by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021