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baby dank

Marijuana that is higher than mids but not quite dank. pretty much dank with seeds. commonly called "fire", "fire mids", or "baby d".
dealer: you like that dank?
customer: whatever that was baby dank, cheap ass.
by phunk December 29, 2005
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Dank Memes

A meme that is funny for its dank as fuck MLG content. Typically involves Shrek or Sanic.
Jet fuel can't melt dank memes.
by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016
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too dank

When yo kush is strong but too strong. This rarly happens as there are very few limmits for how strong yo kush may be. but if you just wanna get a light high and listen to sum music yo weed may be too dank
Nigga this some fina ass herb but I cant evin feel mah arms
Bruh, i think mah weed is too dank
open up teh window yo
by Thewizardofspeedandtime June 19, 2014
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spanka dank

Spanka dank is something your creepy uncle will call you on your 13th birthday and keep calling you that for the rest of your life.
Hey, what's up spanka dank, want to go fishing later or catch a movie at 7.00pm?
by Casper Shier February 5, 2017
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Dank Memes

The golden age (2015-???), The dank-Memebrian. The era which we live in undoubtedly the pinnacle of memes. What marks this era is the full synchronization of memes and also social media particularly FaceBook and Twitter. Memes are shared in a rate which dwarfs the rate they were shared in the Memebrian Era. Memes in this era are obscure, cryptic and just down right dank. One of the main traits of the dank-Memebrian era is the appearance of 'Super-Memes' essentially a singular meme which would dominate FaceBook groups and Twitter feeds for weeks even months at a time, Harambe, SpongeBob, Mr Crabs, Arthur, Dat Boi, the list goes on. These memes would circulate in their pure form for a while and then they experience a remix period when the meme would be tweaked in a small way to add spice to it until it would ultimately become stale and dies out from over use. Lets move on to YouTube, youtube is still a major contributor to meme culture however the focus has shift from viral videos to exposed videos. Now there are massive YouTube channels which by parody and actively roast and create memes out of other of other people for comedy sake, and it's beautiful. Over all Dank Memes are what keep the internet in shape to keep thriving for what the future beholds for it.
Harambe did nothing wrong

Here come dat boi oh shit waddup

Dank memes for life
by Negro tech support September 5, 2017
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dank muffin

the coolest of cool, the steezyest, most legit
"that kids such a dank muffin."
by joe:) March 19, 2008
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pinner dank

refers to someone who is a lightweight and cannot handle alcohol very well

usually used to describe hot girls who get drunk after three beers, but can also

describe guys who are small or pinner.

the meaning comes from an oximoron having to do with weed. pinner (an

exceptionally tightly rolled joint, lacking substantial pot) and dank (highly

"potent" weed of exceptional quality).
guy 1: "I hooked up with that girl at the party last night."

guy 2: "Is she a partier?"

guy 1: "Nah. She's a pinner dank."
by troggyyy May 14, 2009
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