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dumpster bear 

1. a bear which forsakes its natural food source for foraging in dumpsters.

2. a sparing person who prefers to eat food which is no longer fresh or is past its expirion date, rather than discarding it.
"Why did you throw away my lunch leftovers?"
"Because they were in the fridge for three weeks now!"
"But they were still edible!"
"I wound't marry you if I knew you are such a dumpster bear."
dumpster bear by dumpsterbear January 8, 2010

Dumpster Zombie 

noun. Someone who clearly has no fashion sense.
someone who looks like they were rummaging through a dumpster late at night to obtain the clothes they are wearing
one who throws on anything with no regard for how it looks (i.e. wrinkles, dirty, stained)
She/He's a total Dumpster Zombie.
Dumpster Zombie by absurd angel January 10, 2010

Dump and Chase 

An offensive strategy in which a team shoots (or "dumps") the puck into the attacking zone and aggressively pursues it in hopes of retrieving possession and setting up a scoring chance. Most effective for teams with enough speed and size to force opposing defensemen off the puck. The strategy is often disparaged by broadcasters as lacking in creativity or entertainment value.
The Huskies rely on Dump and Chase but fail to perform it correctly
Dump and Chase by Rykov February 23, 2009

dump sauna 

When you or someone you know, likely a roommate turns on the shower to the hottest setting, takes a big stinky dump, then proceeds to shower. When you or said roommate leaves the bathroom, for the next 1-2 hours it will be a "dump sauna." A hot, steamy, sweaty room filled with fecal particles floating in the air.

This act may be done to disguise the act of pooping itself.

Note: The smell may be supplemented with air freshener and/or potpourri.
I was waiting to use the bathroom for 10 hours this morning, when my roommate finally left I went in and sure enough, a perfect dump sauna was waiting for me. Thanks roomie!
dump sauna by Mistuh Willyum September 25, 2011

paid dump 

When you take a shit while on the clock at work i.e. getting paid to take a shit.
I had my morning coffee and then rushed to work for my favorite part of the day, paid dump.
paid dump by ty puckett February 25, 2008

Major Dump

When you feel that your dump is going to be massive to an extent that you feel it is impossible to take it somewhere other than your own toilet, due to the amount of gases you might release that could turn out very embarrassing.
I had to leave work and drive 40 Miles to get back home to take a Major Dump.
Major Dump by Shaiz October 17, 2011