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Knowledge Dong

The metephorical penis size directly relating to ones intellegence. No relation to physical penis size.

Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.
Person 1: Man you see the size of Kevin's Knowledge Dong?? Dude really knows how to record and report metrics to companies with shit metrics.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.
by KiddRed June 27, 2022
mugGet the Knowledge Dongmug.

Boston dong

A condition causing a New England Patriots fan to get an erection after seeing or hearing Tom Brady.
Why isn't Bobby watching the Pat's game?
He watched Brady warm up and had to go hide his Boston dong.
by dfir February 20, 2015
mugGet the Boston dongmug.

Burrito Dong

When someones dong is thick, and short.
"I went over to Adam's house last night, he showed me his Burrito Dong."
by Burrito May 24, 2014
mugGet the Burrito Dongmug.

Dong Brow

Someone acting like an exceptionally big asshole. Worse than both an asshole and dickhead.
Wow bro, why would you do that? That's a real dong brow move, I swear!

Shut up dong brow, I don't want to hear it.
by armchair_hero April 23, 2019
mugGet the Dong Browmug.

whopper dong

sally: “yo that dude had a whopper dong “
jessica: wow
by faggotwithoneg December 21, 2017
mugGet the whopper dongmug.

Konky Dong

Donkey Kong's large, abnormal penis.

Phrase originated from Luigi's Ballad- Starbomb.
Donkey Kong, that's a nice Konky Dong you got right there.

I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konky Dong! -Starbomb
by T0mBoi May 22, 2016
mugGet the Konky Dongmug.

pewshing-dong

Means 'your fat' or 'fat' in the language of Gianalexagail
Mary: He's SO pewshing-dong!
George: I know girl!
by NinjaCookiesx3 May 12, 2011
mugGet the pewshing-dongmug.

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