Knowledge Dong

The metephorical penis size directly relating to ones intellegence. No relation to physical penis size.

Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.

Person 1: Man you see the size of Kevin's Knowledge Dong?? Dude really knows how to record and report metrics to companies with shit metrics.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.

by KiddRed June 27, 2022

dong flap

A large amount of flab that covers the groin area.

I'm so fat... I even have a dong flap!

by FartVadR February 27, 2017

Dong Dungeon

A slang word for pussy

DJ Thrust his dong in Keke's Dong dungeon

by DJ Davies July 27, 2014

Dong bomb

Heimerdinger's stun/slow bomb

That dong bomb hit me so I'm dead

by Donger's bomb February 09, 2018

Dong-crete

Dried and hardened semen.

After a full night of love making, my sheets were crusty with dong-crete.

by fishless12 March 01, 2016

Dong Licker

being so bored you want to see what happens when you search dong licker on wikipedia. You know what it means. I know you know what it means. I live in your walls. Check your bathroom. I shoved your toothbrush up my anus and watched you brush your teeth with it.

i know you are the real dong licker here James.

by deengloremenglormness May 17, 2022

Dong Brow

Someone acting like an exceptionally big asshole. Worse than both an asshole and dickhead.

Wow bro, why would you do that? That's a real dong brow move, I swear!

Shut up dong brow, I don't want to hear it.

by armchair_hero April 23, 2019