aesthetically dilf

when someones a dilf, but you wouldnt actually fuck them
just a hot dad but in a "hot" not in a "omg hes hotttt" way

1: william afton is a dilf
2: idk, hes kind of just aesthetically dilf

by thornsystem August 12, 2022

Dineth Dilshan

One of the most popular name is Sri lanka ,Kind hart boy , sexy boy , and clever

Dineth Dilshan is a clever boy

by Crunchymax November 27, 2023

Sparkle DILF

A multi-gender attracted male (bi, pan, etc.) who is flamboyant, yet also a DILF (Daddy I Love to Fuck). Often times, a "Sparkle DILF" is a girl-dad or a father who doesn't support strict gender roles.

"My pansexual father is a Sparkle DILF."

by Eris Silver May 25, 2024

Dainty DILF

A dad-type middle-aged man that was once a twink and still acts like it.

Matt is so hot! I want to rail that dainty DILF!

by honeybro414 February 27, 2024

milf dilf deal

When a gentleman coughs his filthy yoghurt into mother and daughter (not necessarily at the same time)

He's a lucky chap, he's got the milf dilf deal

by Martin Andrew March 26, 2024

Case of the Dills

Quesadilla at Taco Bell. Preferably ordered when driving throught the drive thru backwards.

Orderer: I need a beefy crunch and one case of the dills.

Worker: You want chicken or beef?

by purplpunkinetis May 6, 2011

Schrödinger's dilf

When you see a middle-aged man but don't know if he has kids or not yet

Girl 1: hey have you seen this guy? He's single again and pretty hot maybe I have a chance with him

Girl 2: yeah but he's a schrödinger's dilf you don't know if he has kids yet you don't wanna end up taking care of kids after all

by Vincent 64 February 12, 2021