Cumergency

An emergency caused by not ejaculating for long periods of time.

Dave: Yo, check out that booty *points to big booty*
Peter: Whoa, that looks amazing.
Dave: Yea, she def doesn't skip leg days
Peter: I think I have a cumergency, gonna go to the bathroom to take care of right now...
Dave: Seriously bro? At the club...?

by Sneaky_Snake44 March 14, 2023

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Commerce Digest

Commerce Digest refers to a publication or platform that provides information and insights on commerce-related topics, such as business strategies, trends, and evolution.

I read the latest article on Commerce Digest, which discussed the impact of e-commerce on traditional retail businesses.

by Tits mcgregor April 12, 2023

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Cumberland Splice

A sexual act by nature (fetish) that involves depositing a spiral shaped turd on the chest of your significant other.

“Morning honey. Cumberland Splice for breakfast?”

by MamaSmurfy April 14, 2023

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Cumberland Valley High School

A place where all the girls are sluts and whores. A fight in the bathroom happen almost daily and the principals do almost nothing about it. All the low IQs in the hallway just talk about “rizzing” (the most degenerate term in existence) girls up and starting beef by fighting with others in the bathroom if you’re If you’re an Indian, then you’re different. You just work hard by studying, doing work, and joining clubs.

Scenario in Cumberland Valley High School

Guy to Girl: Hi. How was the test?

Everyone else: BRO YOU GOT SO MUCH RIZZ!!!!!!!! W RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scenario 2:

Guy: Hey dude can you lend me a pencil?

Other Guy: Are you trying to be racist to me boy? Let’s fight next period in the bathroom.

by Unknown12248381727171734727272 May 20, 2023

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