Crotch of death

The only words that could ever be used to describe the musk that resonates when a girl wears yoga pants to the gym and sweats. It's been known to have killed at least two children and no doubt scarred many others for life.

The crotch of death was strong today!

by Jmilburn August 27, 2013

Crotch Nostril

Another word for vagina.

"I had her crotch nostril dripping like a water tap by the time I was done"

by #1fagit October 6, 2013

Crotch-counting

Adding 1-3 iches to your penis size since your penis can be felt through your happy sack and crotch.

Slutty Girl: Hey how big are you?
Mason: UHHHHH.....6 inches, cut......
Friend who enjoys cock-blocking: Mason stop crotch-counting!!!
(Slutty Girl walks away snickering.)

by Guywithafriendwhocrotch-counts March 1, 2011

crotch glow

The act of holding one's cell phone low in your lap as to conceal your actions, all the while illuminating yourself from below.

I was trying to have a conversation with Johanna, but she was playing with her phone and giving me a lot of crotch glow.

by grasscarp99 November 15, 2011

snot crotch

When you're sitting naked playing video games and have the sudden urge to sneeze. You lean forward in a knee-jerk reaction and spray mucous all over your pubic area.

I just got bad snot crotch while playing Mass Effect.

by Clamidosaurus October 2, 2011

Crotch Top

Similar to a crop top, it is a pair of shorts that have been manipulated to be high enough, so that user’s testicles hang out of one side.

Omg, did you see Joey’s crotch top today? His balls are so hairy.

by Vaginal Hook January 17, 2020

Corona Crotch

Particularly smelly genitalia caused by not showering for several days. A phenomena resulting from quarantine during the COVID-19 pandemic.

That girl is so hot. I’d fuck her even if she has corona crotch.

by Murmage April 7, 2020