Corking it completely

Corking it completely refers to completely messing something/yourself up. However, it could also refer to crashing (going to sleep) but only if you or the person in question is very tired. Other forms of the term include corked completely and totally corked. Also, this term should not be confused with corking it

CORKING IT COMPLETELY EXAMPLES:
1. I studied so much for the geography test but I still corked it completely...
2. My brains turning to mush and I can’t think straight... I think I might cork it completely.

by Bean Fiend June 6, 2018

choking your monkey

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.

Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!

by Pieman1123 June 12, 2018

cooking with grandma

when you’re smoking that mj with ya fellas ya baked so your baking at grandmas but you trying to keep it lowkey so ya say cooking

WE COOKING with GRANDMA TONIGHT BOYS!

by dhshwjwvwv June 18, 2018

Cooking

This word show that the situation is obviously not fun or difficult to figure out a solution which helps the people who is in this situation from the embarrassment from counterpart.

You always throw me off boring question cooking!

Although, except for cooking is not wild to translate and understand.

by Fundamental rights March 10, 2018

Cookin’ up stew

When the band you are seeing at a live venue goes on a long and inspiring improvisational jam to the point where you forget where you are and become one with the universe.

Did you see that Dead show at Shoreline?

Yea man, John and Bobby were cookin’ up stew.

by Jack straw from Wichita May 11, 2018

Croaking

To be laughing so hard you can't breathe. Or to find something very amusing. Another way of saying "I'm dying!! " or "I'm dead"

"Oh my gosh that was so funny, I'm croaking."

by Meme Gal lol x October 22, 2018

Cooking my rice

When someone roasts you so hard in front of everyone that you don't have a comeback anymore.

Max: 3sum?
Alyssa: this is why no one likes you

Max: Damn she's cooking my rice.

by TheRunch October 24, 2018