strawberry ice cream sandwich

The vaginal area of a woman of African descent or heritage. (brown on the outside, pink on the inside)

I totally ate her strawberry ice cream sandwich.

by killingzoey October 16, 2009

cream

Slang used for methamphetamine

Yo u got any cream

by nonaaaa January 2, 2016

Cream Team

A team that is populated by talented members, representing the "cream of the crop".

John: How do they keep winning?
Mary: They rock at that, they're the Cream Team.

by reverb232 June 24, 2013

Oatmeal Bowel Cream

When a male and femle have anal sex, and the male penetrates the female's bowels. Causing her to pee a combination of Piss, Jizz and Shit. Resembeling oatmeal.

Well, I've been having Oatmeal Bowel Cream for the past few days.

by ABcentrixx July 26, 2010

creamed foreskins on toast

Military term for the "delicacy" known in civilian life as Chipped Beef on Toast.

Creamed foreskins on toast again? Damn! Thats the third time this week they've served it in the chow hall

by Atomic Johnny July 1, 2006

cream catcher

(noun) A vagina; a sperm reciprocal.
*This noun is the fleshy equivalent to a dream catcher.

I narrowly escaped nutting in her cream catcher.

"Yes", replied Timothy, "you can still get a snowball from a cream catcher."

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008

Cream Kernel

A stray bit of semen that gets dried up in your beard after you sling a batch, similar to a dingleberry.

I can't believe I didn't notice the patch of cream kernels on my chin before I went out. Boy was I embarrassed when my friend said it looks like I had a dandelion on my face.

by JimmyAndBen January 18, 2009