Ice Cream Headache

1. God's way of punishing you for eating too much ice cream at once.

2. The worst ten second headache you will ever have.

Kid: Aw fuck, ice cream headache!!

God: Haha, that's what ya get.

by ohbabybay July 20, 2009

Shits Ice Cream

A person of extremely high self-esteem, especially when the rest of the planet can find no supporting evidence for the
self-worshipper's obsession with himself/herself. Especially applicable if the person is holier-than-thou. This person is perfect: just ask her/him!

"Get a load of Little Miss Perfect over here."
"Yeah, she SHITS ICE CREAM."

by Snover's Missing Nose May 12, 2008

to put one's smoke out in someone else's ice cream

1. To be much better at something than someone else
2. To diss someone so thoroughly that no comeback is possible

to put one's smoke out in someone else's ice cream:
1. Rickie Lee Jones puts her smoke out in Edie Brickell's ice cream (thanks to lexicondevil at The Onion AV Club)
2. That queen tried to diss my outfit, but then I totally put my smoke out in her ice cream.

by djprobed July 7, 2007

cream pie

A phrase originating from the adult industry in which the male ejaculates into his partner instead of pulling out.

Peter North gave Brianna Banks a mighty cream pie! She must've been leaking semen for days!

by eerie February 19, 2005

cream

money; profit; loot; etc

get jacked for your creme, after I lay you flat like a beam

by Big MACK April 29, 2003

cadbury creamer

When you insert a cadbury cream egg into a females vagina, punch it as hard as you can, and eat her out, consuming the melted chocolate and gooey sugary filling within

Erica was severly bruised after I gave her a cadbury creamer, but she loved when I licked the remains out of her.

by Ryno March 25, 2005

cream pie

it's a pie, dirty minded people. A PIE.

person 1: want a cream pie?
person 2: sure, we gonna do it tonight? ;)
person 1: no, a literal cream pie.

by Angelica__Angel May 20, 2019