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hit a couple

Hey Lily do you wanna hit a couple with me?
by mia bo bia banana fana fo fia October 10, 2008
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The ultimate power couple

Simon & Osha are the ultimate power couple
by Hiilma November 20, 2020
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Chicago truffle power couple

A Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and communication ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All communication is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very entertaining to watch. They exit this state when they ejaculate, and revert back to their normal, much less fun state.
Look at those people over there, they are completely whacked out!

Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025
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Horchata Couple

An interacial couple where one of the two is white/caucasian and the other is Hispanic.

"Horchata" is a beverage made by mixing either milk or rice water (both are white) mixed with cinnamon, nutmeg, tiger nuts and various other plants and spices local to the area. It originated in Spain in the 12th century and was brought over to the new world where it became popularized in latin america spanning a variety of combinations.
"Miguel and Lisa have been dating for six months now, they're becoming a real Horchata couple"
"This is Maya and Jack, they're the local Horchata couple that shop here"
by Saul Mander May 24, 2025
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Asshole Couple

Couples who show how mutch they care by being as rude and dickish as possible to one another. They dont break up like normal Couples because the constant bickering is a joke and it shows how confident they are in the relationship and in each other.
Why are they dateing? They act like they hate each other!

They dont hate each other they are just an Asshole Couple
by Knert August 9, 2016
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french couple

when the man is shorter than the woman in the relationship
someone: oh she’s in a french couple!
by banananananna6926 December 28, 2024
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