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Super Bowl Coma

When one eats so much junk food and watches so much football that they develop coma-like behavior.

Symptoms may include:
Lying on the floor, yelling incomprehensible words at the T.V.,

and not responding to any stimulation from others.

The only cure for Super Bowl Coma is to sleep it off.
Sorry I wasn't at school on Monday, I was in a major Super Bowl coma from the Sunday game.
by stixandstonz661 February 26, 2011
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christmas coma

noun: When one is overjoyed at break from work/school and presents from christmas holidays, therefore does no work whatsoever and just lounges around with presents. Can be abbreviated to 'chroma'; a person in this state is defined as 'chromatose'.
Person 1: Where's Sam? I haven't seen him all day.
Person 2: Didn't you hear? He's in a christmas coma.
by MrrrH December 16, 2009
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Comman Room Olympics

A selection of sports including long jump record holder Spatz with 12 chairs, high jump ben seaber jumped ali's nipple hight. Hurdles won by ben seaber wooooo
Ben Jumped really high and fell into pool table hurting himself bt he jumped higher than every1
by Ben April 13, 2005
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Oklahoma Coma

A nap in the middle of the day or anytime you should be busy working
Man I was all set to weed the garden and I suddenly fell into an Oklahoma Coma!
by Loganandgate January 15, 2015
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coma

when you beat someone up really bad that they get really hurt.
by watermelondria the ratchet December 1, 2015
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danny compa

The act of sucking dick with an upper decker (other wise know as an upper lip full of chewing tobacco), until the recipient ejaculates. then you must swallow the spit and jizz.
Last night i bought a 3 cans of Copenhagen wintergreen long cut and gave my boyfriend a Danny compa”
by Lud foe December 16, 2017
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Commi

A shortened version of the word communist used as an insult for someone controlling
Katy my girlfriend is a control freak. She is a total commi
by Me=word plug June 11, 2018
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