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colonel's burger

(adjective)

To be extremely excited/interested at/in something. So much so that one's face cannot hide a happy, joyous or excited expression.
Person A: "What's that you've got?"
Person B: "A new DVD player."
Person A: "Hey?! Let me see it!"
Person B: "Ahah! He's all colonel's burger at it hey?!"
by Cabji September 27, 2003
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colon-scraping

verb: the act of having anal intercourse; see also n. colon-scraper; related-words poopdick
Dude, I'm going on a date with this CK1 tassle tonite... I think I'll be colon-scraping until dawn!
by pigglywiggly March 14, 2008
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Coloneling

I could go for some coloneling tonight.
by Arran Greenwood May 10, 2008
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Colon Patroller

someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.
Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!
by Big Daddy Hedgehog January 22, 2009
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Colonial Retreat

a temporary condition experienced when you wait too long to take a poop and the urge seems to magically disappear. i.e. the turd retreats up into the depths of your colon
Dude on Bus: Oh man! Pull over, I have to drop a doozer!

Bus Driver: Go fuck your mother!
Dude on Bus: (sad) ok
(20 minutes later)
Dude on Bus: Woah! Where did it go? My poo has disappeared!
Lady next to dude on bus: Don't worry sugar, It sounds like you just had some colonial retreat, it'll be back
Bus Driver:(condescendingly) Oh it will be back, oh yes...it will be back...
by Fastax666 June 4, 2009
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colento

adj,

to stare intensly at someone or something, without no aparent reason.
Comes from the portuguese adjective "colar" that translates "to stick", in this case, with your eyes.
Mike: Man, that guy keeps staring at us, what the fuck does he want?
James: Nothing, he's totally colento!
by Nozes com Filhoses September 24, 2009
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colon crusader

Men who love to have anal sex; a homosexual.
Those two guys are a bunch of colon crusaders.
by Dig That June 12, 2010
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