Cairo American College

One of the most fucked up places in the world

Man that sand nigga just took my food. I bet he's from Cairo American College.

by raidersfan4402 May 24, 2014

community college

A place where a person would go to when all hope has failed for them in their life only to find out that they will eventually end up at a dead end job with nothing more than an associate's degree.

Chandler: I lost my job, my home, my car, my money, I guess I best be off to community college.
Monica: O don't worry baby. It will get better.
Chandler: Really?
Monica: No, not really. Do you want me to be supportive or truthful?

by bullsmania April 19, 2009

Smith College

A women's college in Northampton, Massachusetts. No other women's college can compare to it; Mount Holyoke College and Wellesley College may disagree, but their indignation is futile. Smith has a reputation for being full of lesbians; in reality it is only half full of lesbians. These lesbians are frequently found playing rugby or participating in crew. A large majority of the straight girls on campus had no idea that there were no men on campus when they applied. Students and alumni of Smith College are referred to as "Smithies," and even if you don't like that when you first come to school, you get used to it. Instead of having freshmen, Smith College has "first-years" to avoid being gender-specific, and one of its class deans is named Tom Riddell, leading many people to believe that Smith is, in fact, Hogwarts.

Just because I go to Smith College, that does not make me a man-hating lesbian. I was one of those regardless.

by iminurceiling May 24, 2009

Broward College

The Harvard of the South

Hey, those look like some smart blokes; they must go to Broward College.

by rasta-masta October 3, 2010

Collegeconfidential

The forum where overachievers go, where people will do anything to get into Top 15, where people self-study APs, brag about their acceptances/rejections, and complain of getting 790.

That dude's going to self-study AP Physics C, AP Chemistry, AP Microeconomics, and is going to retake his 790 on the SAT II Chemistry. He must have gone to Collegeconfidential!

by inquilinekea April 25, 2005

glenn college

The most rad core residential college at La Trobe University, Bundoora. It has a partying atmosphere expect during exam time when procrastination is vital to the well being of students. This procrastination utilises such mediums as facebook, myspace and urban dictionary.
You'll never meet a more friendlier bunch than the folk of Glenn. So come on down and enjoy a meal which you cannot do at any other La Trobe college.
Overall Glenn College is the best, especially when compared to such inferior colleges as Menzies, who cares about Chisholm.

Year 12 student considering options: "When I make the wise choice of being a humanities student at La Trobe I will live in Glenn College, because I have heard it is the best!"

by ducky mcduck duck June 18, 2008

Hailsham community college

It is a shit school found in hailsham; you will find shit teachers, a bender of a head teacher, a senior member of staff who looks like a retarded turtle and the year 8's are dyslexic. One particular year 8 is such a stupid spastic he makes an urban dictionary page and spells especially like 'exspecilly' this shows how much the teachers and probably his parents are fucking up.

Person 1: I don't want my child to be a bellend
Person 2: don't send them to hailsham community college then

by Giraffebloke69 July 26, 2015