Chris Browned

When a girl gets her ass beat by her boyfriend or husband for stepping out of line

Girl: Who the fuck is this bitch that keeps calling you?

Guy: BITCH u better get out my face with all that bullshit fore' u gets Chris Browned!

by Ksolo101 February 14, 2009

chris

is a slang for huge cock

like incredibly huge.

oh man I wish I had a chris in me.

by gypsy.gypsy June 25, 2008

Chrysler 300

A car that wannabe ballers drive because it looks like a Bentley, but it's affordable because it ISN'T one. Ghetto single mothers often scrape together every last dollar they can find to pay for one so they can be as close to ballin' as possible, while they are obviously on food stamps and covered in cheap, cliched tattoos.

After this hoe bought a bunch of Good Start with her WIC checks, she walked her stank, busted, nappy ass out to her Chrysler 300 that needs a wash and detail work.

by the $cuN>| June 3, 2009

Chris Pratt

Did nothing wrong in infinity war

I am a Chris Pratt fan boy.

by Ibeelitbarry September 21, 2018

chris valenti syndrome

the syndrome in which an unmarried individual falls in love with an engaged individual, and the engaged with the unmarried, but does nothing until the engaged individual is married. usually leaves both parties in a depressed state.

Bill: What's wrong with you?
Ryan: I'm suffering from Chris Valenti syndrome. This girl I like was engaged and got married, but I'm in love with her and she is in love with me. Guess it's too late now.

by happyending December 24, 2007

Chris Winner

Self proclaimed genius, who uses confusion rays and cladocious demeanor to impose its will on surrounding beings. 2. A god of man and a beast of the gods...3. Also someone who will swindle you if you are not very careful "similar to gypsies"

"Watch out a Chris Winner is on the move" "Chris Winner is a nut"

by C Win February 1, 2009

chris rosanbalm

The questionably male version of Ellen "The Dike" Degeneris. He regularly gets pooped on by maddy hicks. Goes after girls with boyfriends and gets denied. Been refered to by many as that stalkin blonde boy. Scrawny ass creepy ass mofucka.

That one creepy old guy from family guy will be chris rosanbalm in about 25 years.

by Wadeclow November 15, 2013