Guy 1: I gotta try to hook up with her.
Guy 2: Wait but I thought Christians can't have sex before marriage?
Guy 1: It's cool man, I'm Christian with benefits.
Guy 2: Wait but I thought Christians can't have sex before marriage?
Guy 1: It's cool man, I'm Christian with benefits.
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He is the person who will save the world and the multiverse from destruction, he has a pure heart and he always help the people who need it. He has the power of a god, he can manipulate matter, and he use thia power to do good.
Person: Yesterday Christian saved me from a robbery without even fight the criminals! He just dodged the bowls!
Person2: Yeah, is the best person in the world.
Person2: Yeah, is the best person in the world.
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Get the Christian mug.Christian Trudic, also known as Trudic or Trudy, sadly has Turner syndrome, but this doesn’t stop him from spreading his herpes to everyone in the school by giving them head. Trudic is a fiend for Bo Russell and has been stalking him everyday just to get a sniff of his ass. People have been known to bend down in front of him when he walks in the room due to his utter sex appeal. He is also considered the greatest grid diet of all time, and Trudic’s greatest past time is griddying in Bo Russell’s BBC. We will never truly know the full power of Trudy but if you see him, hide yo bitch.
“Trudy (Christian Trudic) is my daddy and I love when he griddys and then sketes on my face 😩” -Bo Russell
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His favorite thing to is to watch movies and cuddle 🥰
He also loves kisses. He has brown eyes and amazing brown hair and has the most amazing smile in the whole world he is just perfect in ever way . He is also perfect at everything he does. He effects so many people around him in such a positive way. He never fails to make people laugh . He loves playing valorant and ft his gf. He makes everything he does so meaningful and valuable you shouldn’t trade anything in the world for Christian. He loves playing basketball he is also very tall . Someone with the name Christian is very hard to describe bc there isn’t words that really can describe the love this person gives to people.
His favorite thing to is to watch movies and cuddle 🥰
He also loves kisses. He has brown eyes and amazing brown hair and has the most amazing smile in the whole world he is just perfect in ever way . He is also perfect at everything he does. He effects so many people around him in such a positive way. He never fails to make people laugh . He loves playing valorant and ft his gf. He makes everything he does so meaningful and valuable you shouldn’t trade anything in the world for Christian. He loves playing basketball he is also very tall . Someone with the name Christian is very hard to describe bc there isn’t words that really can describe the love this person gives to people.
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