chem

the pasty gunk in the crevice of your ass when you do not shower for a few days

I scratched my ass, and there was chem on my fingers.

Go drink a bottel of chem you stupid asswipe.

by Kayla Thy Great January 14, 2007

My Chemical Romance

another fucking shitty excuse for music. music is shitting out horrible crap like My Chemical Romance. a really shitty EMO group who think they can sing, just like other shiity EMO "bands" like Good Charlotte. most people who listen to this crap are the faggots who put thumbs down to these kind of definitions, which you know is true. get a fucking life. stop sucking on the lead singers tiny cock.

"Im Not Okay"... cuz your a fucking gay EMO band, thats why you fucking homos
My Chemical Romance sucks big floppy donkey dick

by My Chemical Romace sucks ass March 25, 2005

my chemical romance

The worst abnd in the world. The only type of music that actually made my ears bleed. they suck ass.

I can't pick just one because they all suck.

by Blink fan February 24, 2005

Chem-trails

When, out of politeness, you go out of the tent to fart. Then, despite your best efforts, it follows you back in.

She: "Whoa, dude, who cut one?! That shit is toxic. My eyes are burning!"

He: "O, my sincerest apologies, m'lady. I did my best to leave that at the flap. I knew that shit'd be narsty. Must've been the chem-trails."

She: "What? Who said that?!"

by macazootie September 21, 2009

cheeme

A synonym for seminal fluid, as determined by the ruling authorities of Towandian english. Also ecompasses all other forms of tangible existence. Cheeme has the uncanny ability to replace any other word in a sentance and manage to make it sounds profane, vulgar, grotesque, and pervertedly funny, while still satisfying the sentence's comprehendable nature. It's most prominent antonym is Chetch when used in the "general pronoun" context.

Etymology: Towandian perverted nomenclature, similar to english, but fused with a comical and sexual connotation.

Hey, Javier, when you cheemed in my mouth last night, it was so delish. Mmmm, yummy.

"You cheeming cheemer, go cheeme yourself, you mother cheemer!" (funny how it makes sense so well, you know exactly what i mean)

by Shappy loves Javi November 30, 2005

my chemical romance

is a pathetic band who is lead by the Wannabe marilyn manson, Gerard way, My chemical romance (MCR for short) is popular with the Emo crowd, their lyrical content subsists on either fake depression or "my girlfriend broke up with me because i'm too much of a pussy" gerard way is prone to making a ass of himself in interviews, when he talked about his aryan-esc look he had for a time this is what he had to say

"I wanted this short white hair so I would look like this character, who I pictured as someone who had maybe gone through chemotherapy… it helped me channel that energy into the vocal performances."

Mcr is up there with other pathetic cuntwhore bands such as Afi and Him

Gerard way from My chemical romance ; "I wanted this short white hair so I would look like this character, who I pictured as someone who had maybe gone through chemotherapy… it helped me channel that energy into the vocal performances."

Interviewer; "...get the fuck off my show wanksack"

by there is no dog October 11, 2007

My chemical romance

A sucky emo band that has sold out to MTV. Let me get one thing clear for the many My Chemical Romance fans out there that think they are punk, they are not punk! Examples of punk would be The Ramones or The Casualities or The Clash. Here's a way to tell that MCR are not punk, read their lyrics and comepare them to a true punk band, like the Sex Pistols. All of MCR's lyrics are about lost girlfriends, angst, and slitting their wrists and that is not what punk is. Just because MTV says a band is punk, that doesn't mean they are. A prime example would be Greenday or Good Charlotte.

Good Charlotte, Greenday, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy

by Shawn Stephens January 7, 2006