Piss Chisel

When a man uses his urine stream to clean the toilet. Such as knocking feces stains off

I used the piss chisel to clean up a little bit

by Kash Take May 18, 2020

camo chaser

a simp for military men

Becky becomes weak in the knees when she sees a military man because she is a camo chaser

by lilrol October 12, 2020

The Chiseled Wood Theory

The Chiseled Wood theory claims that any object (under the right circumstances and or preferences) can become so valuable to the point that someone would kill another just to obtain it. In this case a singular wood chip. Lets give you an example, lets say that water dissolves from the planet, except for water found in wood. Thus people begin chopping down trees to acquire water from the inside of trunks. Or in a condensed form or shard. Thus a wood chip. This theory can apply to 100 percent of all objects. Even including animal and human feces and piss. Because it still stands as a source of nutrients and water. Even in small quantities. The question goes deeper into identity what is incapable of become worth a persons while. Can a pocket of nothing become worth something? In the saying " Another mans junk is another mans treasure" we can assume that everything (Including literally nothing) can become extremely valuable. We already see this theory in place all around us, air and livestock would be in high demand in space. Thus one thing that is in high abundance (for now) is air on earth. If you were in a life and death situation you would kill the person with the highest air supply. Things change value over time and over sociological preferences and needs.

The Chiseled Wood Theory: everything can have extreme value.

by The Crab people January 19, 2021

vaccine chaser

a person who waits in lines in hopes of receiving leftover COVID-19 vaccinations at the end of the day

There was a huge line of vaccine chasers at the clinic last night!

by slweeb April 17, 2021

Coffin Chaser

Anyone who exclusively dates alternative people. I.E goths, punks and everything in between.

Girl #1 - That guy is such a Coffin Chaser, Veronica. C'mon, he only dates the goths. He dated Goth Girl #1 and Goth Girl #2. You don't want him.
Girl #2 - Oh, I didn't know that, Tracy.

by grassfedbottom June 3, 2021

Snicker chaser

A female that is not of African American descent that exclusively loves African American penis.

Bill: “I think I am going to try and talk to Stephanie, she is fine af!”

Steve: “Idk bro, you are to white for her liking. I heard Steph is a snicker chaser.”

by Robbyrobbypiper June 12, 2021

Apple-Chaser

Someone willing to do anything, no matter how degrading, for any amount of money; named for the "road apples" left behind by ponies in rural town streets.

That apple-chaser has been climbing into garbage bins to collect cans for recycling. He's do anything for to put jink in his coin-purse.

by Zed Numar July 9, 2021