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Chandler

1(v.) Using way too much marijuana (Chandler)
2(v.) Being sexual in a tawdry yet flattering manner (Chandlering)
1 Dude im worried about you starting to chandler a bit...

2 Oh my god Claire, he is so chandlering you!
by Ruffin it for whittey October 10, 2008
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chandle

To fuck in the hardest, filthiest, most morally disparaging manner thinkable.
If you were to hate-fuck French toast, you would be chandling said toast.
If you were to violently bone a baked potato, you would be chandling your baked potato, the potato would be chandled, and you would the chandler of said potato.

In no way connected with the Matthew Perry character from Friends.
by Sal V. Harney January 4, 2009
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anal chandelier

of or pretaining to the crap that hangs on the hair of your anus after taking a huge fucking shit. You will most likely find these little turds days maybe weeks after you take a crap.
an example of an anal chandelier would be when you take a crap and then a day later, and you acidentaly find hard shit on your ass hair. If you are a fag, you will most likely find them either fingering yourself or giving another fag a rim job.
by Michael Kane October 9, 2005
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chanell

dude i pulled a chanell last night, i dont remember how i got on ricks bathroom floor, at all.
by debra gibroson July 4, 2008
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chandelier

Light fixture, normally hangs over a stairwell, or a table in the dining room.
10 years me and a friend got really drunk at a Christmas party and started swinging from the chandeliers. Boss had a major league temper-tantrum.
by Saints September 23, 2003
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Italian Chandelier

This position requires two pull-up bars, spaced approximately 2 feet from one another. The man hangs from one, while the woman hangs from the other facing him. The woman swings over and wraps her legs around the man, such that they are coitally engaged while facing one another. The man and woman then swing their bodies slightly, providing the movement for intercourse.

Variations on this position involve the woman looking away from the man, who enters her anally. This position is also known as "Tarzan Catches Jane," also referred to as the TCJ, as it can be remembered as follows: Tarzan and Jane are swinging through the forest, when Tarzan catches Jane but, going to have his way with her, he gets the wrong hole.

The TCJ is not recommended for anal sex amateurs, as it can lead to rectal trauma.
Dude, I am so bummed...my pull-up bar broke the other day when we were doing the Italian Chandelier and I think I broke my coccyx.
by Jagizzle April 16, 2008
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CHANDLER????

Chandler is a hot skater guy. Who plays football, field hockey, and is soooo nice funny, and sweet..
by 56645465446546466544654664 October 18, 2012
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