cartonic

car-TON-ic (adj): A condition where an appearance or an occurrence possesses or takes-on qualities most often associated with cartoons. For instance, when a mouse literally smashes a cat's face flat with an ironing board; alternatively, an individual with an hilariously bulbous nose and a bubbly voice.

antonyms: reality

1. I stubbed my toe which then swelled up to cartonic proportions.
2. I saw Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic.
3. My cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.

by Matthew November 21, 2005

cotton wool donkey

Slang terminology for a tampon or can be used to describe a female during menstration.

Riding the cotton wool donkey - female mentrating.

by volpoid September 25, 2006

Smuggling cotton

1. A woman who, due to mensuration, is wearing a tampon.
2. A woman who, due to mensuration, is short tempered.

1. Dan: Yo Jimmy, are you joining the circuis? What’s with all the clown makup?
Jimmy: I ate a lose-meat sandwich the found out the bitch was smuggling cotton.

2. Honey, all I said was your sister has a nice ass. What’s wrong with you, ya Smuggling Cotton or sumthin’?

by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006

cotton picking mama

Big fat & very black woman with large lips, breasts and arse

Hey Kizzy you cotton picking mama why you got that water jug on your head.
Hey Kizzy your frightening them little children you fat cotton picking mama

by PWD June 11, 2006

Cotton

Slang for money. Due to the fact that paper money is composed of 75% cotton.

Hey man, I made that sale, and made a lot of cotton.

by ThiRteeN_CIVIC May 14, 2011

Cotton Pickin

A word old teachers (specifically science teachers) use instead of the f bomb infront of students.

"Why does that teacher always say cotton pickin?"

by @jmini249 February 20, 2017

Canton

Canton is a city is Ohio, which people claim hicks live there. (Sorry if your definiton of hick is someone who doesnt say 'dude' every other fuckign word and has a I.Q higher than 100.) Canton has the football hall of fame which is sweet. To bad for the stupid fucks who say it sucks, they cannot afford to get into it. The only downside to it is that stupid contractors built many small homes in the area which may make it look dumb. Even I think those houses should be torn down and those fucks should have to move to someplace worse like anywhere in Vermont. It does have it share of african americans which is good but as you can tell people using the word 'ghetto',the are pretty much racist assholes and shun black people. which is wrong. Canton is a great city.

Canton is the best city in America!

by [e.99]Miracle September 4, 2004