Castele

A family commonly know across the Western Cleveland Area. More than 10 families currently have young children. A Castele is commonly defined by a strong nasal-vocal complexion and often tries to "one-up" others around them.

Hey man do you know that kid? Of course, who doesn't. He's a Castele.

by iknowpeoplebecauseiliveincleve March 10, 2012

caitles

(adj) often used by friends to describe how cool their other friends are.

You: "Man, that friend of yours has great style."
Me: "Yeah, she's pretty caitles."
*both nod in agreement*

by sarah_ny_rowr May 16, 2006

Caitlen

Caitlen is a beautiful and smart young lady yet doesn’t realize Until she has put a shit tone of makeup on.Then she thinks she’s pretty when really she was beautiful all along. She has the best since of humor. She’s the best friend you could ever ask for and she’s the best sister. You think your in a fight then two seconds later she calls you asking to go to her big brother football game because she know he’s your older brother two (by heart). She’s your main you have so many matching out fits it’s crazy you have half her closet at your house and half your closet at hers you would never ask for another bestfriend and you don’t know what you’ll do without her she’s there for you yet at the same time will kick your ass when you need it. She’ll wake up at midnight to wish you a happy birthday knowing she’s going to wake up in a few hours at the ass crack of dawn to go sit out in the freezing cold to watch you play rugby then plan a surprise birthdayparty for you. Spend every weekend together and your already planning your weddings together and when you grow up how your going to live on a farm with a tone of horses. She’s your appsolute bestfriend you love her to death will kill the boy that broke her and of course be her sister she’s always wanted.

She’s my bestfriend she’s my 7th sister she’s my Caitlen

by Bug_22 January 4, 2018

Castleton State College

A small college in Southern Vermont with a moderately nice campus, but nothing to actually make it stand out. 90% of the student population are drunks, and 99% of the student population are self obsessed, preppie wiggers.

The teachers are nice, however, and seem to actually and genuinely give a shit about the students. (This is not recognized by the wigger population, because they are generally too drunk to care, and always too self obsessed to consider anyone who doesn't bow down and lick the shit out of their ass a good person.)

Man: Castleton State College? Fuck that shit.
Man 2: Fuck YOU wigger ass preppie fucker.

by Styxhexenhammer August 29, 2009

casterbate

the act of masterbating while having a plaster cast over the wrist in use.

James: "hey Pat, did you hear Alex broke his wrist?"
Pat: "yea, too bad he isn't ambidextrous, I bet his cock is burning from having to casterbate all week"
James: "I heard he deliberately broke his wrist because he enjoys the chafing"
Pat: "man, what a sick fuck"

by Jowak August 4, 2008

cattle

Large portion of people living in the United States who are overweight and have similar lifestyles. Cattle can be identified as eating fast foods, processed foods, not exercising, or justifying eating a high calorie meal by ordering a "diet soda". Cattle hobbies include watching TV, playing video games, and never going outside. Cattle are wasteful of all resources for example leaving their 3 large screen TVs on 24/7 and not recycling their trash. Cattle are extreme consumers and love to buy vehicles and useless products. Cattle teach their children how to grow up to be cattle by sitting them in front of some kind of video screen at very early ages. Cattle children are all overweight and have asthma from never going outside and playing. Cattle justify this atrocity by claiming that outside is dangerous for children and they will get hurt. Cattle all have jobs where they have to clock in and work set hours. They are not intelligent or motivated enough to work for themselves. Cattle are the bread and butter for the US Government. They supply the government with the majority of all money collected in taxes. Cattle have bad habits like smoking and drinking. This is even more revenue for the US Government. Cattle are frustrated with their lives and in order to feel human or free they tend to break minor laws with the state they are living in. When caught, revenue from fines pay raises, bonuses, and buy new high performance undercover vehicles for local and state police departments.

"Diet soda is on the fast food drive-thru menu to make the cattle feel healthy." "Cattle never have time to exercise, because all their extra time is allotted to watching TV or video games."

by rarelyobscure September 14, 2013

casale

A hot fine piece of mother fucking juicy ass.

Ashley and Courtney have the nicest casale's I have ever seen in my whole entire life.
Too bad those ugly bitches don't have a nice casale like Ashley and Courtney.

by Ashney Love January 2, 2008