Capitalist Gospel Guys

Religious leaders who accumulated wealth by defrauding, brainwashing masses or using the age-long adopted manual, princinples, precepts & books to buttress their motives having mastered its wherewithal.

1-4 of the super rich Capitalist Gospel Guys in the christendom are from Nigeria.

by Bomis Bakdel March 11, 2021

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Capitalist

Someone who lives in the capital of the country

"Dad, are we capitalists?"
"Yes, son, we live in Washington, D.C."

by joybabaramchandra March 11, 2021

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Captan Soil

One who prematurely ejactulates their pants before sexual intercourse with their desired partner

Olivia:This is the longest you have ever lasted during sex
Reese:I know, I'm Captan Soil

by The brad of chads March 25, 2021

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Capitalisdick

The nature of CisHet men to be unwilling to share something to better another man.

Created by @bigyikezamirite

bigyikezamirite: A man would never share his penis to help another man. Men are penis capitalists. Men are Capitalisdicks.

by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 20, 2021

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capitalphobia

Afraid of capitalized letters

when mee6 constantly warns you because you used "too many" capital letters
me: "mee6 has capitalphobia"

by InfinitumDev May 1, 2021

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Capitalism Cold

The physical, emotional, and spiritual suffering which results from an individual being overworked & underpaid in an unsatisfying but necessary job.

“Goddamn, I’ve been busting ass all week at a job that doesn’t recognize me as a person & the built landscape around me gives me malaise & feelings of anomie. I must be coming down with a Capitalism Cold!”

by Doctorb J June 17, 2021

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