candied banana

The after effects of when a female dips her male companion's penis in caramel. Once hardened, the caramel becomes a condom for sexual use. Often used during fall time when there is leftover caramel from making candied apples.

Did you hear Bob and Cindy made Candied Bananas? After they fucked, ants crawled all over Cindy's vagina due to the friction, coupled with the high temperature of the vagina lining, melting the caramel inside her.

by Warrior ninja October 24, 2019

Stroller Candy

Eye candy out and about with his/her kid(s).

"Check out that hot dad! That's some stroller candy right there."

"Whoa, mama. She bounced back from childbirth REAL well. Stroller candy for the win."

by Elliott Osborne December 9, 2012

Stalker Candy

any person who receives unwanted attention of any kind on multiple occasions without provocation.

adrian235 has been sending me emails for 2 years describing in great detail about how great our life would be together because I like coldplay too. GiGeR324 "likes" his posts and wants an invite to the wedding. I have resorted to blank info page and avatar pic of dancing ponies and I am still getting emails. stalker candy

by daft35 February 19, 2012

Candy Muscle

A term used to discribe the male testicles; genitalia in a sexy way.

Daddy, I need that Candy Muscle"

by Swtpynk December 16, 2018

Candy fodder

Pokemon caught in Pokémon Go for the soul purpose of gathering candies.

If this Pikachu doesn't have a CP of at least 450 its going to become candy fodder for my 443 Pikachu.

by Robyonmydiq July 25, 2016

candy face

That face you make after ejaculating

Little Timmy's grandmother refuses to shake his hand after noticing Timmy's candy face

by frosty penguin March 8, 2016

pull a candy

to give with the expectation of receiving in return; to be shiesty

"Sure, I'll give you money for lunch. I won't even pull a candy, this one's on me."

by pseudonymous coward November 20, 2013