Can't be smarter than everyone

You sure?

You can't be smarter than everyone

Hym "Well... If I was, I would be smart enough to know that being smarter than everyone woild be potentially fatal. I would have to hide the fact that I was smarter than everyone from the world. Therefore, you literally wouldn't know the difference. And where is all this collective knowledge? A place where I have unlimited access? Did you write it down? Congratulations genius. You're now a slave to the book. And none of you are necessary. That's why don't eat the fruit.

Can't be smarter than everyone by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

can i ask you a petro 

another way of saying “can i ask you a question”

friend 1: hey, can i ask you a petro?

friend 2: sure what’s up?
friend 3: what’s your favorite color?

can i ask you a petro by theriddler123 November 15, 2022

can collector 

Someone on the internet who is a slob, so lazy that they pile up soda or beer cans on their desk without throwing them away.

His room is such a mess because he won't clean up after himself, it's like his goal is to be a can collector.

can collector by Skullar_YuTendo March 7, 2023

can we recruit someone to work at jurong east singapore 

can we recruit someone to work at jurong east singapore

can we recruit someone to work at jurong east singapore

can we recruit someone to work at jurong east singapore by Kmqq April 21, 2023

Can I get 

Dumb way of asking for something in a bar or diner, which gives the impression that you've never actually understood how to ask for anything. If you say: "Can I get a cappuccino?" to a barrista, they're entitled to respond: "You can if you want, but they actually pay me to get things for you and I suspect your job is better paid than mine, so why don't I do the getting and you do the asking..." You can always tell people who understand how to be a customer. They say: "Can I have a cappuccino?"

Can I get a cappuccino?

Can I get acquainted with English?

Can I get by Hunthill November 8, 2008

can of whoop ass 

An actual energy drink, according to a recent issue of National Geographic.

See this? (shoves can in listener's face) I'm about to open up a can of Whoop Ass.

can of whoop ass by Misterdoe February 8, 2005

can race 

Occurs when two employee's return from lunch break and one employee tries to beat the other to the restroom because he or she knows the other employee always has bad gas.

"Dave's going to go eat Mexican food for lunch, you can bet Alan will return early from break to gaurantee victory in that can race. No one wants to use that bathroom for atleast 30 minutes after Dave gets done with it"

can race by Brian Thomas Bowman June 25, 2007