Montovano Curse

Great men who can’t finish after an evening of lots of grog and die young

“Hey man aren’t you worried he might get that girl pregnant?”
“Nah, hes got the montovano curse”

by Marold Sapuski January 11, 2022

The Crimson Curse

Whilst once having sexual intercourse with a person of red hair, you come to find out they have given you an STD.

In college I slept with this girl named Becky and she gave me the Crimson curse. I had to go to the doctor for checkups and medicine every week!

by Mars rover August 25, 2015

cursed woody

A badass version of woody from toy story, he is vengeful

“Shut up buzz ill kill you”

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Cursed woody doesn’t even phase me, heh, just a glimpse into my dark mind

by Wooowoowoowowowoe December 5, 2023

Witches Curse

Witches are an abomination against God.

All bad Karma is ugly.
Some Karma is uglier than others.
Witches Curse karma is the worst.
Therefore, witches must also be the ugliest.

Law.

by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023

Doyle Curse

A phenomenon whereby members of the Doyle family can not watch or attend a professional sports game without their home team losing.

Damn, the lions would have a Superbowl win if it wasn't for the Doyle Curse.

by Firedtarsier January 21, 2024

Cursed Technique

The main power system of the manga/anime Jujutsu Kaisen
Cursed Technique's are abilities that are from a person's cursed energy.

Types: Innate technique, barrie technique, Shikigami, domain expansion, and more

Gojo's cursed technique is limitless
:O

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 September 27, 2023

CPP Curse

Since the bitches at Cal Poly Pomona and Pomona, in general, are in general so fucking mid the males attending or living near CPP are afflicted by the CPP Curse, the curse inflicts bronco vision and buffs ugly bitches stats. In layman's terms all since all the girls are so ugly at cpp a 4/10 normally would get bumped up to a 7/10. The curse also does not allow attractive women to join the school and hypes up ugly bitches leaving normally attractive males stuck with women way below their leagues.

Bro the CPP Curse strikes again, my homie fucked a mid white woman and was proud

by I-hate-fat-bitches February 27, 2023