pubic creamery

When a man ejaculates directly inside a hairy woman's pubic hair and stirs and swirls it around the entire vaginal area.

Lil Larry & 'nem gave LaDasha a pubic creamery before she shaved all her pubic hair.

by nonyabuzziness May 5, 2010

Coffee Creamer

The female version of "morning wood". When a female wakes up horny as anything and realizes she must let it out.

Friend 1: "My night was so lonely."
Friend 2: "My morning was even worse, I made a coffee creamer."
Friend 1: "No way..."
Friend 2: "Yes, be sure to check the coffee creamer in the fridge before you put it into your coffee... it might be a secret blend of mine."

by Lor Becky August 7, 2012

Cold Stone Creamery

An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.

"We'll see you back tomorrow teehee!"

by Carl H. October 4, 2006

crémenleave

when you have a sexy girl over to your house and you're about to cum and you pull out cum in her hair and kick her out of your house.

I had Jessica over she thought she was getting a kid and all i did to her was crémenleave. Lmao

by Urmomispoo69 March 9, 2020

crement

To turn someone's ashes into a diamond that can be worn on a ring.

After he died, his wife decided to crement his remains so that they could be together forever.

by Sternchancer July 16, 2023

Clemenhaire

Acting out of the norm of one's normal behavior in a social setting....usually caused by excessive drinking.

He is usually such a straight laced engineer, but last night he definately pulled out Clemenhaire status

by Prime-Time July 10, 2009

chemenstruation

Getting your period during chemistry class.

Oh fuck....I'm getting chemenstruation.

by Aceywantsyoursoul October 16, 2011