by Sir Len Cover June 6, 2019
Get the sir len covermug. You know why they're doing it right? They thought they had a whistleblower. Their retarded sex cult thought they had a whistleblower (for obvious reason) and they couldn't figure out who it was... So THEY GAVE A SACRIFICE TO GOD (The eye of the abstract phantom that constitutes the public) in the form of Jeffrey Epstein... And when they realized that the retard sex cult was just MY thing... They decided to cover it up. So they are still doing it. They just KNOW... That they never had a secret whistle blower. And they are convincing the media and the other politicians to say the opposite of everything I say and PROMOTE that AS REALITY... Rather than.... Tell the truth. And you fucks are willing to go along with it because it means you get to keep pretending the retard is better than me or that women's choices are more important than they actually are and that I can't say anything bad about your piece of shit, mentally retard, worthless fucking asshole kids who as shit and deserve nothing but death!
Hym "So now that they know that there is no whistleblower they can safely sweep it under the rug because now that they know that THEIR retard sex cult where the MENTALLY RETARDED, NEPOTISTIC OFFSPRING OF THE PEOPLE WHO OWN CITIES HAVE WOMEN BROUGHT TO FUCK THEM is safe... It doesn't matter anymore! The retard sex cult isn't the problem... JUST LIKE WITH NOAH... The fact that a mental retard is having employees of a mental retard facility brought to fuck him... It's that I know about it! Or that I know about it and I don't! Or it's my PERCEPTION or women and retards that need to change! Or my behavior! Right? As they eat the fruits of MY BEHAVIOR (and as you all do)... I still need to submit to their will! It's inane! So they are just still doing it! I made them waste a perfectly sex island BUUUT as we all know from Hunter Biden and Noah Kroll... The children of rich people are exempt from the rules... And we all have to do what they want... And we can't say anything about it... And they will steal all of your stuff and make you kill yourself! Right? Right guys? Those are the rules! That's what the YouTubers are trying to sell. So that's why the Epstein cover up!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
Get the Epstein Cover Upmug. An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming as we only want to appreciate a well kept face that doubles as a perfect seat.
Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.
Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.
Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…
Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.
Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…
by talamobley444 December 22, 2021
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by ABROGATION SELF-CALUMNIATION January 15, 2022
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