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Coned

1. To be put in a shitty, or otherwise undesirable situation.

2. To lose something that was otherwise won.
1) Omg, we had that game in the bag and we just got "Coned"

2) I just got coned man, he stole my boost
by Lelander94 September 18, 2019
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Chain-coning

When you’ve been on a weed binge for too long and chain smoke cones like they were the atmosphere.
Have we got any more bud?
Nah cunt you were chain-coning the last of our shit.
by Shanulio Noodlenan September 18, 2019
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Vanilla Cone

When you are masturbating and ejaculate while your hand is at top stroke, leaving cum in your hand, like a vanilla cone drips
Bro, she was giving me a handjob and I gave her a vanilla cone.
by seniorslime October 10, 2019
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bitching your cone

when you pack too much weed into your bowl and you either

- run out of breath
- choke on the smoke
- the conepiece blocks

and you don’t sink your cone in one rip
stop bitching your cones cunt that’s a waste of weed
by Superkai69 August 23, 2019
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dung cone

An ice cream cone filled with shit and left at an ex’s house after you got ice cream and he dumped you.
I left a dung cone at brads house last winter.
by Yaaaaaas I slay December 15, 2017
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New York Snow Cone

A male and female engage in sexual intercorse, the male ejaculates his semen in to the female. Another man preforms oral on the same female right after.
Yo, did you hear Ely got the New York Snow Cone from Kara?
by PBR3081232 December 16, 2017
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urban cone

Have you heard the new Urban Cone song. It is lit!
by Urbanconefan!! September 22, 2017
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