catsup

The ultimate choice Mr. Burns can make in his life.

Mr. Burns: Ketchup... Catsup. Ketchup... Catsup. Whoo, I'm way over my head here.
Store Clerk: He's talking to the Ketchup bottles now, sir.

by BOBVIARGE May 16, 2006

cat's pajamas

Super hip. Amazingly sweet. Fantastically cool.

you looks so fly in that outfit, you're the cat's pajamas man.

by where am i? November 11, 2005

catstink

A noun describing anything related to cats and what they do that stinks.

As I walked into his dark and overcrowded apartment, I immediately noted catstink and it was a most vile stench indeed!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

Cat's in the oven

A term used when you need to escape from a person you don't want to talk to. Usually leaves them confused, which allows enough time to leave while they work out what you just told them.

Dude, Bob wouldn't shut the hell up, so i told him i had to go because my cat's in the oven

by Noah_The_Arkman January 26, 2011

catsrong

A word to be said in a chatroom by at least one person every hour on the hour, no questions asked.
Often has the Lenny Face added to the end of it.

Person 1: CATSTRONG
Person 2: no, it's CATSRONG ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by jdl96 February 28, 2015

cat's width

The minimum amount you can leave a door open so that a cat can get in and out without pawing at the door, or pushing it wide open. A good guide is usually the width of your hand.

"Leave my door open a cat's width, otherwise Missy'll be meowing in the hallway all night!"

by mrwhalejr July 3, 2007

And the cat's in the cradle

An expression used as a respond when someone passes the millionth raincheck for a get together or date.
Derives from the Harry Chapin song "Cat's in the Cradle", telling the story of a father who never has time for his son and when the son grows up, he never has time for his father.

- So, how about that movie night we've been trying to have for six months now?
- Dude, I can't. Not now, I've got a lot on my schedule. Another time?
- "And the cat's in the cradle". Fine, another time then...

- Brad, dude, we've got this awesome party coming up this Friday. Why don't you join us? You've been away for months with your job.
- I can't, I have another deadline on Friday. I'm sorry. How about next Saturday?
- "And the cat's in the cradle". Screw you Brad, you never have time for us anymore.

by Henkibojj May 19, 2011