lip candy

Lip candy is a term used in southern Illinois to describe chewing tobacco.

Hey dick you got some lip candy? Yes you dumbass I have a can of cope.

by Privileged Youth July 17, 2015

Stroller Candy

Eye candy out and about with his/her kid(s).

"Check out that hot dad! That's some stroller candy right there."

"Whoa, mama. She bounced back from childbirth REAL well. Stroller candy for the win."

by Elliott Osborne December 9, 2012

candied banana

The after effects of when a female dips her male companion's penis in caramel. Once hardened, the caramel becomes a condom for sexual use. Often used during fall time when there is leftover caramel from making candied apples.

Did you hear Bob and Cindy made Candied Bananas? After they fucked, ants crawled all over Cindy's vagina due to the friction, coupled with the high temperature of the vagina lining, melting the caramel inside her.

by Warrior ninja October 24, 2019

Roof Candy

Windsurfers, surfboards, kayaks, bicycles, all types of sports toys, loaded on the roof of the car

After loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, I had some serious roof candy. It caused many admiring stares from other drivers.

by Philly Hockey Player October 31, 2014

Candy wall

And insult someone uses if they are insecure about their body to pick on others.

“Look at the candy wall”

by MmDonut May 16, 2018

Arm Candy

A baseball players slang for painkillers (ibouprofen, acetaminophen)

“Hey Julian, can I get some arm candy?”
“I ran out, but you can find some in Connor’s bag.”

by DomDaBomb20 January 31, 2023

buttercrotch candy

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

"Man I fucked a milf last night and she made me some buttercrotch candy."

by TheArmoredGerbil April 6, 2014