city bus

A magical place where you can witness many strange particles of knowledge. Such as to never touch a crossdressing stripper's purse, never. That just because an ancient pimp and a cowboy look alike, they won't always get along. The city bus is a great place to meet people, normal or other. If you walk to different places, sometime you should try the city bus, you will probably get a good story out of it. Beware of drunken homeless people though.

I chose the city bus and got robbed! Yay angry neo nazis!

by Rebel_Tin December 28, 2005

the Three-Fingered Bus Driver

An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.

"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."

by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009

The magic School bus.

A fictional show that's been around for awhile. The show is basically about a teacher with hair at least 10 feet and students that practically live on a magical school bus. What I mean is that the kids and the teacher Mrs.Frizzle only stay in the classroom for like 30 seconds and then they leave on the bus. They usually go in people, plants, etc. It's kinda like my bus with their conversations.

ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.!!!!!!!!!!!!! WoOoOoO

by OofBanana January 4, 2019

Jesus Bus

The spiritual equivalent of the city bus that comes through hospitals and picks up the terminally ill usually during the night. When it is said that the patient has his metrocard (ticket) ready, it means he's knocking on heavens door.

Mr. Leff is looking like hell, I bet the Jesus Bus is gonna come around for him soon.

by Leysie January 17, 2008

Chili Bus

The truck that comes and empties the Port a Potty after a long weekend at Bonnaroo, Wakarusa fest, or any other large gathering.

"Chuck is driving the chili bus. That rig is going to smell awful after a weekend full of hippies."

by mamaltrain November 30, 2011

Short bus rapper

Rappers who rap nonsense and have terrible music. Hyped by people for no reason.

Dude 1: Have you listened to Lil yachty' new album??

Dude 2: Nah dude, yachty a short bus rapper with his shitty bars.

by trashboybowdown March 21, 2017

Coon-Bus

A VN Commdore or EA-EF Falcon Station Wagon carrying individuals of an indigenous or non-indeigenous nature towards the pusuit of dole-cheques.

<some white boys rolling down a road in a VN wagon>
<bystander> "Ay how's the coon-bus goin mate"

by Swiney 2000 October 24, 2008