fleshkimo brothers

When a bro uses another bros fleshlight, thus making them fleshkimo brothers.
Timmy- "Dude, did you use my fleshlight?"

Jim- "Sorry man my girl was on her period and I was horny as fuck"

Timmy- "Dammit dude that makes us fleshkimo brothers now!"
by fleshuser 4 million November 02, 2011
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asskimo brothers

Two people who share a same sex anal partner, at different times.
"Chuck and I are asskimo brothers. He banged her in the ass last year, and I just got her in the ass yesterday
by Erik Squirtter February 02, 2014
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Eskimail brother

Combination of "Eskimo brother" and "email," describing the invisible connection between you and the other person or persons out there who not only have a name similar to yours (either first and last name, or first initial and last name), but who also have already signed up for the exact email addresses that you would have preferred.
Bob Smith has many Eskimail brothers.
by Ae5Ea8 April 16, 2015
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McElroy Brothers

Three brothers who make very wholesome and fun generally 14+ comedy content. This ranges from giving (bad?) advice, playing Dungeons and Dragons with their father, discussing historical medical practices, and just havin a laugh.
What did you do this weekend?”

“Oh I got caught up on some of the McElroy Brothers’ content! I love MBMBAM!”
by undead_science August 22, 2019
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Jonas Brothers

A group of three brothers who like to suck each others dick and play music while having anal sex. in other words, the worst pop (NOT ROCK) disney band EVER!
'what's the gayest thing in the world?'

'those fagots called the jonas brothers'
by fghhjhujk8k77 September 14, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

A band consisting of three brothers who go on homo-erotic, technicolor adventures together.
by The Ginger Ninja July 11, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

A band that teenage and preteen girls all over the world are obsessing over for some strange reason that I can't even begin to fathom. Possibly it's because they (the young girls) are having this weird hallucination of them being hot, which is absolutely crazy. That's definitely the only reason, unless they look up at them because they wish their boyfriends had that kind of skill in dumping them (NOT). Because the idea that anyone could even like their music just the tiniest bit is a thought that my entire mind repels against.

Trust me, I know about this, I am one of the few teens who haven't been caught up in this massive brainwashing. Save yourself before you are too!!!!!!
(Jonas Brothers come on radio)
Fangirl One: OMGOMGOMG it's the jonas brothers!!! nick is so hot!!!! yay!!!!!!
Sane person: ahhhhhH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my ears are in torture!!
(Fangirls turn it up)
Fangirl Two: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!??!?! The jobros are amazing, talented young boys!! and OMG JOE IS SO HOT!!!!!
Sane person: HELP!!!
(Sane person attempts to change station; fangirls turn on him with knives)
Fangirl One: And Nick is so hot!!!!
Fangirl Two: Joe only broke up with Taylor so he could go out with ME!!!
Sane person: *gurgle*
by onlysaneonearoundhereanymore February 16, 2009
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