Foster Breath

Coming back from a lads night out whilst whispering into your lovers ear with great affection...

"Steve came back last night and whispered with loving Foster Breath"

by MMCBuddha666 March 30, 2023

Turtle Breath

The little puff of air you do just before you poo.

I didn't get a chance to go, I only just did a turtle breath before I had to run out of the toilet.

by MrFantastic August 13, 2023

Kettle Breath

The steam that comes out of your mouth when it's cold.

- It was freezing this morning, I had full on kettle breath!

- "It's sooooo cold! I'm sitting here watching your kettle breath, wondering if you are hiding a cigarette behind your back!"

by maet AT MOCEA June 24, 2012

Chainsaw Breath

When a person’s breath smells like they gargled with assholes.

Geez I just got a whiff of Hoagie Dan’s Chainsaw breath.

by MATTSLAPPY17 September 26, 2017

Mornge Breath

The bad taste in your mouth in the morning when you brush your teeth and then have a glass of orange juice

Audrey: oh yuck I hate this when it happens
Brae: what’s wrong

Audrey: I just brushed my teeth and then had a glass of OJ
Brae: classic case of Mornge Breath

by Mick the Dad December 26, 2022

Dragon breath

The impossibly tolerabe projection of assmouth smelling vapours from ones mouth being smelt by another

Fuck bro you got some tuff dragon breath

by Lil red big result October 5, 2015

mask breath

The accumulation of breath that stays trapped in your mask... which worsens the longer you go without giving yourself a breather. Much like the process of fermentation, except, well... barrels aren’t involved... just the masks...

Me: “Kaiser... is that mask breath I smell around the corner?“
Kaiser: “Nope... it is all throughout the block bro bro.”

by moises_eras November 11, 2020