Brake Pads

On them old chicks or fat young chicks, its the little ass cheeks below the main ass cheeks that look like brake pads.

Yo, Dawg, I seen her brake pads and bowed out, like ick!

by Black Frankenstein November 13, 2025

Brake pad rock

A rock shaped like a vehicle's brake pad

I saw a brake pad rock down by the creek.

by Illogical definition December 21, 2025

[Poose] Brake

To intentionally interfere with one's pursuit of poose.

Doug (pulling a belligerent Cale aside): Cale, you're looking pretty shitfaced and that chick you're about to hook up with has a hook for a hand. I'm gonna have to pull the poose brake here, man.

by FluidXchange October 6, 2008

crack bracket

like tax bracket, the level of a crack head, a very low level.

"She looked like she was in the crack bracket."

by $DANNY_DOLLAR$ October 18, 2008

Sissy Bawks

a synonym for small, microwaveable health-food lunches, such as Lean Cuisine

I can never feel manly so long as I'm stuck eating a sissy bawks for lunch.

by Zeblue_Prime May 14, 2009

Prayer brake

The sudden merge to the far right lane and slowing from 90 down to 50mph after realizing you've just flown by a policeman. Normally done in the hope that the policeman didn't clock you as you went by and that you won't get a ticket.

Hey - take a prayer brake - you just flew by a cop with his radar out.

by Jbt003 July 4, 2009

Sex bracket

the numerical category of sexual partners one has had, which usually coincides with the peace of mind one feels in fucking someone of a similar level of sluttiness.

Complimentary to the monetary system, If one finds ones self in a sexual relationship with a partner in a significantly lower 'sex bracket', one may be taxed emotionally by guilt and resentment. This will not usually be enough to end said relationship it will ultimately result in a slow degradation of its quality and usually drag out into a year of misery.

by starinsideahumansuit October 5, 2010