brazillian juice box

where a romani inerts a glass jug of water into their belly button somehow. shit is crazy.

(a common misconception with this term is the brazillian juice jug, which replaces the jug of water with a juice box)

i saw them doing the brazillian juice box when changing at the gym on friday, i think its cool.

by LavaLampWater March 6, 2022

Brazilian year

Basically, it's billions of human years, but since nothing happens in Brazil (expect murders) it takes more than 1 human year to complete a year in brazil.

Joe: "1 Brazilian year here is approximately 998,297,665 human years.."
Steve:"bro whaaaaaat"
Joe: "but do you know who I am?"

by I <3 myself March 26, 2022

brazilian

crazy person

a brazilian es crazy

by Real Alberto May 11, 2022

brazilian ear lick

To get really close to a guy and gently fondle him while tonguing his ear hole.

He was immediately punched in the face after giving the other teams player a Brazilian ear lick.

by fox_zero June 29, 2022

brazillian porcupine

a circle of men and women

there was a brazillian porcupine at the festival

by anonymous July 24, 2022

brazilian pencil

when you grab monkey shit off the ground, and use it to draw.

I grabbed my Brazilian Pencil.

by Marshal Caspian October 18, 2022

Brazilian Cream Pie

the act in which telling your girlfriend that you are STD free and then proceed to fuck her grandma contracting HIV, then in the same night, have sex with your Girlfriend but seem super bored, and then cum in her pussy, stitch it shut, and tell her that you contracted HIV from her grandma. She then sends the cum through out her organs to shit out all the cum out her ass.

person 1: I fucked your grandma and gave you HIV
person 2: YOU LITTLE *Shits*
person 1: OH GOD NOT THE BRAZILIAN CREAM PIE

by Forever2297 November 19, 2022