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Brandon

He's very loud and annoys miss teacher person way too much.

"Brandon stop with the music"

"Brandon! Out of the closet!" "But I found ginger ale!"
"Brandon stop" "Brandon shhh"
by UnknownBoy0 November 20, 2018
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Brandon

He’s a big rapist and lives with a Hannah banana most of the time and always try’s to get all Zoe’s cake but Zoe’s speedy quick and runs away his kids are always screeming
Do you hear a fire alarm going off Brandon... no that’s just my kids crying
by Zoeeeeeee1233 January 20, 2020
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Brandon

An amazing human being who has a large penis brandon is the best person in the entire world
by Yourmum1019/11 August 20, 2018
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Brandon

A 10 year old with a thicc ass, specifically a male
Oof, brandon
by Cockswoggle July 21, 2017
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Brandon

He will know and forever be a fuckboy. If in a relationship never give a second chance you'll only come out hurt worse than before. He isn't worth it.
Bad lover but a good friend sometimes.
Can you believe what Brandon did?

Yes, he's a fuckboy.
by Darlin'deer January 17, 2018
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Brandon

Someone who loves Kayla more.
Brandon In fact fact does love Kayla more.
by Brando2611 October 14, 2019
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Brandon

A kid who is totally whipped by a girl he’s not even dating that he insists on ditching his friends at any opportunity. A Brandon is someone who will pretend to be for the boys but go to his girlfriends lap at any opportunity he gets. A Brandon is a degree above a Nick who relies on a long distance relationship.
Person 1: “I invited Brandon over yesterday but he had to take Amy’s dog on a walk... WTF”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”
by GG4U May 21, 2019
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