boris the sock

Boris is a sock puppet who lives with Mike Shinoda.
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :

1) Annoying Mike

2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup

9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF

Yes he's a very talented boi

Boris: Oh hey gurl it's me Boris the sock. I just found out Mike's password( what a loser) and it rhymes with stinkin' shark

Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI

Boris: I know

by lpsoldier July 28, 2019

Boitis

When you’ve been near bo for too long and she rubs off on you to the point you have boitis

“Oh my goodness I have boitis”
“I’m so shampoo”
“Wait a SEX”

by Gang gang gang 2.0 September 22, 2019

boris

when youre name is Boris, youre a cute boy with blue eyes and you love sport.
you also like to talk with girls;)
(And youre good in bed).

hello my name is Boris, i like to talk with girls.

by not a person123456789001234567 November 3, 2019

Bopist

Someone who is uneducated in street smarts.

Ben is a Bopist because he doesn’t know how to live.

by Cravis November 19, 2019

Boris Vujicic

Psychopath from Serbia that is known for scams and fraud.

Person A: Have you seen Boris Vujicic?
Person B: No, I don't hang out with him, he's a psychopath

by malivaso November 21, 2019

bltishii

Abbreviation for Be like that, I see how it is.

A: Do you have time for a dinner?
B: No, gotta review for dem exams.
A: Bltishii, I thought we were friends.

by Kalandra November 24, 2019

Bonism

A cult/religion formed around slaying cannibals and then using their body parts to form a large area cornered off away from them and go on hunts and then eat them or use their body parts for shrines.

Person 1: "Wow have you seen that new religion!"
Person 2: "Yes bonism has really taken off."

by HappySquiddy November 28, 2019