Bible beater

Someone who jerks off while reading a bible

Johnny sins needs Jesus so much he’s a Bible beater jerk off and read the Bible at the same time

by Cole4nu January 9, 2024

The Bible

A reliable collection of historical documents written by eyewitnesses about eyewitness accounts, with every author-which there is forty of them, whom most have never met each other- claiming that their writing is not under the will of man, but under the inspiration of the same true God. These documents were written over the course of 1500 years, over 3 continents, written with 3 languages, 66 documents, and has over 25,000 archaeological dig sites directly proving the events that occur in this book. The Bible has thousands of prophecies, with over 2,500 of them being fulfilled and the rest have yet to be fulfilled,(since they prophesied future events.) One of these prophecies predicted that Jesus was going to be crucified hundreds of years before crucifixion was even invented.

There are over 2 billion people who use these collection historical documents called the Bible as the foundation for the morals in their life.

by Plain_Old_Eli May 6, 2025

bible

Kardashians definition of something you really mean like “on god”

“i hate annoying bitches”

“bible”

by lilyoliver July 6, 2021

dih on the bible

When someone's pressing you and you want to tell them you're telling the truth; similar to "on god"

Person 1: "say on god you wasn't texting my girl"
Person 2: "dih on the bible bro i ain't like that"

by arcanev4 April 18, 2025

Bible

Titties

Mary: “I hail the bible”
Stephanie: “dam u gay ass bitch, me to”

by Fuckitup2020 October 30, 2021

Desert bible

Another name for the Quran.

Eddie: "I heard Joe now reads the desert bible instead of the original."
Billie: "Great, should we buy him a rug he can pray to?"

by Blasfemy March 18, 2024

Church-Centric Bible Translation

Church-Centric Bible Translation (CCBT) is a paradigm of Bible translation focussed on the establishing and strengthening of the church using a translation process that is led by leaders of the church and done by Christian 'believers' translating into their own language, as an integral part of their theological and spiritual formation.

CCBT provides the Church with unrestricted freedom to use the highest standard of biblical resources and technology to create, check and publish their translations. CCBT overcomes the licensing obstacle by open-licensing everything that the global church needs (e.g., content, tools, and training.) It overcomes the language obstacle by providing open-licensed resources in all the Gateway Languages so that the church in every language can use the resources through a major language they understand. All content found on the CCBT website is open-licensed (CC-BY-SA).

Five Bible stories have been translated into one of the 120 minority Chadian languages using the church-centric Bible translation model.

by habs94 July 25, 2023