The act of silently masturbating while in the same bed as your significant other, likely while they are asleep.
My girl didn't want to give me head during her period week, so I had to pull off the ninja beat several times.
by Arjiff January 8, 2014
Get the ninja beatmug. by Foreign Swagger July 26, 2023
Get the Big beatsmug. this refers to when either:
A.) A person is getting a beating from a/an asian/s.
or
B.) An Asian, most likely a child, about to get his/her as whooped by his parents.
or
C.) When a person gets raped by the entirety of Asia.
A.) A person is getting a beating from a/an asian/s.
or
B.) An Asian, most likely a child, about to get his/her as whooped by his parents.
or
C.) When a person gets raped by the entirety of Asia.
For Example:
Person 1: Damn Ching got some bruises.
Person 2: he told me he got an asian-beating cause he got 99/100 on the test.
Person 1: Dang, that's rough.
Person 1: Damn Ching got some bruises.
Person 2: he told me he got an asian-beating cause he got 99/100 on the test.
Person 1: Dang, that's rough.
by Juwustin Ram0w0s February 26, 2020
Get the asian-beatingmug. A term utilized in description of hitting it from the back. Can be connected with breaking a new bike in.
by sluglass July 9, 2021
Get the Beat That Bike Inmug. Used when the beat is absolute fire. The attributes of the beat are so unbelievably insane, they provoke the listener to utterly obliterate and annihilate all of mankind and leave only mnkys.
by MmmCAC December 19, 2020
Get the Mnky on the beatmug. The act of racing against official police cars on a drag strip legally. As defined by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear.
that was a police mustang. They have modded it and then said to kids, "Can you beat us?". They actually call it "Beat the meat"
by Petr0l_H3ad July 25, 2023
Get the Beat the meatmug. Guy 1: DUDE i totally fucked this Heather last night
Guy 2: HEATHER?! duuude. she had sex with 25 guys before you! yo that's beat.
Guy 2: HEATHER?! duuude. she had sex with 25 guys before you! yo that's beat.
by weedwaccer March 9, 2011
Get the yo that's beatmug.