Salty Monk

Rhyming slang for spunk (gentlemans relish) and also a drinking establishment in South West England.

Mark - 'OOhhh AAhhh that feels so good, I am so close right now, where do you want me to come?'

Emma - 'Come on big boy, just Salty Monk on my face'

by AliUK September 16, 2010

Double Monking

When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats

“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”

by Lilac Petal July 22, 2022

pp monke

A man who has a HUGE cock (but not as big as Ryuktard’s) and he is very seggsy and cute.

Omg look at pp monke he is so hot I want him to stuff my bussy.

by Beerustard March 8, 2021

Monke

reject humanity become monke

MONKE

by yeetamus my bleetamus June 5, 2021

Monke Gang

Monke Gang is a chad monkey and gorilla server that hates liberals and non-monkes

Person 1: Bro have you heard of Monke Gang?

Person 2: Yeah I have,it’s pretty Pog!

by Peridot From The Gang March 31, 2021

Monk

Someone who is acting like a rerard person but who is not actually retarded.

Romy is so stoned, she is walking like a monk.

by Faalerie April 17, 2018

monke

monke is superior being to us w shoulld all strive to be more like monke

monke

monke

monke

hey bro did you return to monke today?

by shningus July 17, 2022