Gentleman's Bird Bath

Any Gentleman standing on his tip-toes washing his tallywacker off in the sink after anal sex. Usually performed because the female half will not allow re-entry into her vagina without a thorough scrub.

A.J. - "Everything was going well until she made me take a Gentleman's Bird Bath mid-romp. It killed my Woody Wilson."

by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 May 25, 2015

Human Bath Mats

When midgets with dreadlocks lay face down on the ground. Commonly found in all the hottest New York clubs.

Man, did you see all the human bath mats in the party room?

by New York Stefon May 18, 2010

Giving the dog a bath

Putting your balls in a woman's vagina. Just like giving a dog a bath, it just won't stay in there.

Dude. I was to giving the dog a bath but my Jessica wouldn't let me. Now I got cold balls.

by Scout was fat. July 21, 2016

bath salt defense

When a basketball player plays such lockdown defense, that he might as well be eating the other player's face.

You can't score on Andre Iguodala easily because he plays Bath Salt defense.

by zharper0 August 9, 2012

Samoan Bath Towel

(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.

(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.

Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?

Junior: What happened?

Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.

by fmitga July 19, 2011

Turkish Dragon Bath

The act of performing oral sex on a girl and then vomiting freshly consumed chili into her hatchet wound. This is an intentional act and to be performed properly, you must seal the lips around the opening of the vagina so as to form an airtight seal. You then fill the lucky girls lady parts with burning hot chili vomit. Then with her belly inflated, you violently strike the abdomen, with a two handed hammer strike, similar to spiking a volleyball, spraying yourself with the chili vagina vomit. This, mixed with the small chili particulate matter, acts as an abrasive cleaning solution, similar to Orange Clean commonly used by mechanics.

Bro, so I was going down on this girl after I had just ate some really old chili. I had just changed the oil in my car, and even after scrubbing with a bar of Dove soap, it just was not cutting it. I figured this was the perfect opportunity to grace this girl with the Turkish Dragon Bath. My skin has never been so exfoliated afterwards, but I kinda don't think she's gonna lift the restraining order she took out.

by Bud Outback April 8, 2013

Bathing Suit Shorts

When you run out of shorts and you have start wearing bathing suits as shorts.

Once summer time starts the Bathing Suit Shorts season starts also.

by Gimaf December 18, 2012